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Web Redemption - Model Teacher

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Daniel calls a board of education meeting to determine whether to reinstate a Florida teacher who was fired for moonlighting as a lingerie model. (7:10)

- TO HER STUDENTS,SHE WAS OLIVIA SPRAUER,

THEIR ENGLISH TEACHER.THEY HAD NO IDEA

SHE WAS ALSO A PART-TIMEMODEL ON THE INTERNET

POSING IN SEXY SWIMWEARAND LINGERIE.

- IT WAS A WAY FOR METO MAKE ENDS MEET

WITHOUT DOING ANYTHINGI BELIEVED TO BE UNETHICAL.

- VICTORIA, A DIVORCED MOTHEROF TWO SMALL CHILDREN,

SAID SHE WAS A GOOD TEACHERAND A GOOD ROLE MODEL

TO HER STUDENTS.

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BEAN EFFECTIVE TEACHER

AROUND HIGH SCHOOL-AGE BOYS

AND HAVE PICTURES LIKE THATOF YOURSELF ON THE INTERNET?

- I MEAN, MY STUDENTSHAVE SEEN ME AT THE BEACH

IN BATHING SUITS.

I STILL TEACH THEM EFFECTIVELY.

- AH, YOU DID ME PROUD AGAIN,FLORIDA!

SHE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PUTTHE ASS IN CLASS.

I'D LET HER SHARPEN MY PENCIL,IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THAT'S OLIVIA, BUT TO HERHIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS

WHO CAN USE GOOGLE,SHE'S VICTORIA JAMES.

SHE'S LIKE A SLUTTY SUPERMAN.

MILD-MANNERED TEACHER BY DAY,

LINGERIE MODEL WITH A B-PLUSBODY BY NIGHT.

A TEACHER'S MAIN DUTIESARE TO DECIDE WHO GETS TO TALK

AND WHO GETS TO TAKE A DUMP.

BUT HOT TEACHERSARE THE BACKBONE

OF OUR EDUCATION SYSTEM.

SEX SELLS.THE BETTER LOOKING THE TEACHER,

THE BETTER THE ATTENDANCE.

I USED TO LOVE IT WHENCOACH SHIELDS WOULD WEAR

HIS EXTRA TIGHT GYM SHORTS.

IF I CLOSE MY EYES,I CAN STILL SEE THE OUTLINE

OF HIS FLAWLESS MUSHROOM HEAD.

GIVE ME A MINUTE.

AH, PORTOBELLO.WAIT, THAT'S THE WRONG MUSHROOM.

JESUS WAS THE ORIGINALHOT TEACHER,

ALWAYS TEASINGTHE LOCAL PROSTITUTES

WITH HIS LONG, WAVY HAIRAND MUSCULAR FOREARMS.

TEACHERS ARE JUSTLIKE YOUR PARENTS--

IT'S REALLY CREEPYIF YOU HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

ANYONE WHO MAKESA CONSCIOUS DECISION

TO HANG OUT WITH TEENAGERSALL DAY

SHOULD BE FLAGGEDAS A PEDOPHILE.

LET'S JUST MAKE TEACHERSOBSOLETE.

A COMPUTER HAS ALL THE SAMEINFORMATION AND WON'T GET FIRED

IF IT'S CAUGHTCOVERED IN YOUR KID'S DNA.

IN SUMMARY VICTORIA MAY NOT BETOUCHING YOUNG PEOPLE'S LIVES

ANYMORE, BUT SHE'S INSPIRINGTHEM TO TOUCH THEMSELVES.

THAT'S WHY I PUT HERON A PLANE

AND PRAYED IT DIDN'T DISAPPEARON ITS WAY TO HOLLYWOOD

IN THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

ALL RIGHT, THE VOTEIS UNANIMOUS.

THE MASCOT FOR JEFFERSON HIGH

WILL CONTINUE TO BETHE MULATTOES.

NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS:REINSTATING THE BIKINI MODEL

WHO USED TO BE A TEACHER.

[sexy music]

- [gasping]

- OKAY, SOMEBODYRESUSCITATE MARVIN.

MISS JAMES,PLEASE TAKE A SEAT

IN THE CHAIR.

HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONSFOR YOU.

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?

- WHAT ARE WELOOKING AT?

- WHAT DO WE GOT, A "D"?34D?

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?- SOUTH FLORIDA.

- TELL ME EXACTLYWHAT HAPPENED.

- MONDAY MORNING I GOT CALLEDINTO MY PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE,

AND HE ASKED ME, "DO YOU HAVEANY MODELING PHOTOS

ON THE INTERNET?",AND I SAID, "YEAH."

HE PULLS IT UP."LIKE THIS ONE?"

I SAID, "YEAH."HE SAYS, "SO THIS IS YOU?"

"YEAH.""OKAY."

- AND THAT WAS IT?AND THEN HE ASKED--

SAID YOU'RE DONE?

- HE SAID,"I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED,

SO I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING."

AND I SAID, "I'M NOT GONNA SAYANYTHING EITHER."

- SO YOU'RE TELLING ME A WOMANCANNOT BE A SEXY MODEL

AS WELL AS A HIGH SCHOOLENGLISH TEACHER?

- I GUESS THAT'S THE STANDARDTHEY'RE SETTING.

- DID ANY OF YOUR STUDENTSHAVE A CHANCE WITH YOU?

- NO!- NONE OF THEM?

- NO!- HONESTLY, IF A STUDENT IS 18?

AREN'T THERE HIGH SCHOOLSTUDENTS THAT ARE 18?

I THINK THERE ARE.

- THERE'S HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTSI HAD IN THEIR 20s.

- WELL, YEAH, BUT THOSE

ARE THE MENTALLY-HANDICAPPEDSTUDENTS.

- NO.- WHAT'S THE WORST PART

ABOUT BEING A TEACHER?- THAT YOU DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY.

- WHAT'S A TEACHER MAKEIN A YEAR?

- I DON'T KNOW,BUT EVERY TWO WEEKS

I BROUGHT HOME $1,100.

- THAT'S ALMOST, LIKE, $550A WEEK?

- I DON'T KNOW.I DIDN'T TEACH MATH.

- AND WHAT WOULD YOU MAKEFOR A MODELING GIG?

- OH, I COULD MAKE THATIN A DAY OR A WEEKEND.

- ARE YOU STILL MODELING?- WHY, YES, I AM.

THE MOST WELL-KNOWN AT THISPOINT IS MY HUSTLER COVER

AND CENTERFOLD.

- AND I'M TOLD WE HAVEA COPY OR SO

OF THE HUSTLER MAGAZINESTHAT ARE IN QUESTION.

WHY IS MY HOME ADDRESSAND NAME

PRINTED ON THIS ONE?

THAT HAS GOT TO BE A MISTAKE.

- WHY DON'T THEIR PRIVATESHAVE HAIR?

ARE THESE WOMEN CHILDREN?

- HOW MANY PAGESARE WE LOOKING AT?

- THE CENTERFOLD'S 14.

- 14 PAGES.

NOW I NOTICE THERE'S NOT ANYSCENES OF YOU PISSING IN HERE.

- [laughs]- WERE THEY PITCHING THINGS,

AND YOU WERE LIKE,"I'M NOT DOING THAT"?

- YEAH. WELL, NO, THEY--- [laughs]

YOU GOT TO LOVE LARRY.

GOD, HE'S A GENIUS.- YEAH.

- HOW DID YOU GETINTO MODELING?

- HOW DID YOU GETINTO COMEDY?

- WELL, NO ONE WANTEDTO SEE MY BUTTHOLE.

- OH, DARN.

- ANY LUCKY MANIN YOUR LIFE?

- BIG-TIME LESBIAN.

- THAT IS VERY HOT.

YOU A DOLPHINS FAN?

- YEAH.AND HEAT.

- IF YOU COULD HAVE SEXWITH ONE OF THE MIAMI HEATS--

- BATTIER.- BATTIER?

- YEAH.- NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

DID SHANE BATTIER THINKHIS NAME WAS GONNA BE--

- WHAT DID YOU THINKI WAS GONNA SAY?

BIRDMAN OR SOMETHING?

- NO, I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY LEBRON

OR DWAYNE WADE,YOU KNOW.

THE MOST POPULAR.

AND DWAYNE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE--

OH, THAT'S FINE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THATON CAMERA.

- I'M NOT.[laughter]

- AND SHANE BATTIER IS BLACK,ALL RIGHT?

I ALSO THINK HE WOULD PROBABLYTRY TO TAKE A CHARGE

IN THE BEDROOM.- PERHAPS.

- GUY LIKES TO TAKE CHARGES.ALL RIGHT.

I BELIEVE ONE OF MRS. JAMES'SSTUDENTS WOULD LIKE

TO SAY SOMETHINGON HER BEHALF.

YOUNG MAN?

- UM, SHE ISTHE BEST TEACHER EVER.

- I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH.ALL IN FAVOR OF REINSTATING HER?

BIG SHOCK.

AND YOU WONDERWHY WE HATE YOU, MARIE.

YOU'RE SUCH A PRUDE.

[meows]

[school bell rings]

- WHO WOULD LIKE TO READTHEIR SHORT STORY TO THE CLASS?

JULIE?- I'M ALL SWEATY.

CAN I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF?

- YES.LET ME HELP YOU.

- WILL THESE BE ON THE TEST?

- YES. AND THE ORAL EXAMINATIONIS MANDATORY.

- "I GOT TO CLASS EARLYAND SNUCK MY PANTIES

"INTO MISS JAMES' DRAWER.

"IT WAS MY LITTLE WAYOF LETTING HER KNOW

THAT MY STUDY HALL IS OPENAND WET FOR HER."

- OH, YEAH.THAT'S GOOD.

- "MY BIG, LUSCIOUS NATURALSTINGLE

"AS SHE ASKS ME TO SPELLTHE WORD 'CUNNILINGUS.'

I CAN'T.THAT'S A HARD WORD TO SPELL."

MY MOIST SLICED PEACH

HAS NEVER HAD AN EDUCATED TONGUESHOVED SO DEEP

INSIDE OF IT.

OH.

- MR. LONGERTON.

YOU KNOW IF YOU NEED TO MEETWITH ME, MY BACK DOOR'S OPEN

FROM 2:00 TO 2:30.

- I JUST THOUGHTYOU MIGHT NEED A BONE.

MARIE.MARIE.

MARIE.

MARIE!- WAIT, I WANT TO CHANGE

MY VOTE TO YES.

ALSO I'M GONNA NEED A TOWEL.

- OH, GROSS.

THERE IS A FINE LINEBETWEEN COMEDY AND PORN,

AND WE CROSSED IT A MILE AGO.

GO TO OUR BLOGTO SEE HER SQUIRT.

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