Video Breakdown - Wheelchair vs. Escalator - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 420
  • 07/31/2012
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The doctor said she would never walk again, but now she's doing back flips. (1:34)

>> Tosh: IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

PLUS HE JUST QUALIFIED FOR THE

PARALYMPIC.

EVERY FOUR YEARS WE SPEND TWO

WEEKS WATCHING ATHLETE COMPETE

FOR A CHANCE TO BE OWN A BOX OF

DISGUSTING CEREAL'S NO ONE'S

BOUGHT SINCE THE 50s.

WHO WANTS TO GO TO LONDON?

IT'S LIKE BOSTON WITH A BIG

CLOCK.

OLYMPICS HAVEN'T BEEN FUN SINCE

'92 SINCE THE DREAM TEAM.

BARCELONA STARTED CRANKING OUT

BEAUTIFUL MIXED-RACED BALLERS.

GREEKS ONLY CREATED THE OLYMPICS

BECAUSE THEY NEEDED SOMETHING TO

WATCH WHILE THEY EIGHT.

THAT'S THE 2012 TOSH.OLYMPICS

GAMES.

>> HE LOADS INTO THE BLOCKS IN

THE HISTORIC TOSH.OLYMPIAD

GAMES.

>> JUDO?

IT'S AS IF HE'S BEEN TRAINING

ALL MORNING.

THIS WILL MAKE THE REMATCH

TRICKY.

TIME TO THROW STUFF.

HE CHUCKS THE METAL FRISBEE AND

THE SOFTBALL.

TOSH RACES THROUGH THE FIELD

LIKE A BARREL-CHESTED [BLEEP].

OH, HITS HIS HEAD ON THE

RELEASE.

CAN WE SEE A REPLAY?

NO?

OKAY.

FOREHAND FOLLOWED BY A

TWO-HANDED BACKHAND INTO

WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

THE JUDGES AREN'T GOING TO LIKE

THAT.

HE CLEANS IT, HE JERKS IT AND

EVEN HAS TIME TO GET A QUICK NAP

IN.

THIS IS WHERE TOSH TRULY EXCELS

HANDLING BALLS.

SPIKES THE VOLLEYBALL INTO THE

CAMERA.

A HEADER FOR A GOOOAAAL!

LOOK OUT DREAM TEAM BECAUSE

LADANIEL JUST BROUGHT THE HOUSE

DOWN AND SHOTS UP FOR GYMNASTICS

AND HE POWDERED HIS NOSE FOR

EXTRA ENERGY.

TAKE THAT G SERIES.

JUST DELIGHTFUL.

SUCK IT CHINA.

MUST BE NICE TO HUG A MAN AND

NOT A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL THAT WILL

NEVER HAVE A PERIOD.

THAT COUNTS AS EQUESTRIAN?

SEEMS LIKE A STRETCH.

REMEMBER, NOBODY NEEDS AN

ASSAULT RIFLE FOR ANY REASON.

HE'LL PROBABLY GET A LOW SCORE

BECAUSE OF THAT BUT IT DOESN'T

SEEM TO BOTHER HIM AS HE SWIMS

INTO THE END OF THE POOL AND

INTO ROWING.

HERE IT IS.

THE FINAL LEG OF THE DECATHLON.

HE DOES IT THE JUDGES ARE

FACTORING IN TIME, DISTANCE AND

DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY.

DANIEL TOSH JUST MADE DANIEL

PHELPS LOOK LIKE A LAZY BITCH.

>> Tosh: I COMPLETED IN RECORD

TIME NOW CAN WE START FOOTBALL

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