Sweater Sale

  • Season 2, Ep 201
  • 01/13/2010
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Tosh sold an old cardigan sweater on eBay to find out how much his celebrity was worth. (1:09)

I DON'T MISS WEARINGCARDIGANS AT ALL.

I DECIDED TO TAKETHE UGLIEST CARDIGAN I WORE

FROM LAST SEASONAND PUT IT ON EBAY

TO SEE HOW MUCHMY CELEBRITY WAS WORTH.

ALL RIGHT, THE CARDIGANORIGINALLY COST $189,

WHICH IS KNOW IS RIDICULOUS.

WELCOME TO L.A.

SOME MORON BOUGHT ITFOR $523,

WHICH MEANS MY CELEBRITYIS WORTH $334.

THAT'S RIGHT,EVERYTHING I TOUCH

BECOMES $334 MORE VALUABLE.

I'M LIKE KING MIDAS.

LADIES?

BLOOP.

MY HOUSE IS NOW WORTH334 MORE DOLLARS.

THAT IS NOT EASY TO DOIN A DOWN MARKET.

I DON'T NEED THE MONEY EITHER,

AS EVIDENCEDBY MY CASUAL JACKETS.

THAT IS WHY I DONATEDALL THE PROCEEDS

FROM THE CARDIGAN TO AIDS.

YEAH, I WROTE A CHECKFOR $523 TO MAGIC JOHNSON.

[audience ohhs]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

GET WELL SOON.

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