Daniel's New Phone Hacking App

  • Season 3, Ep 323
  • 09/27/2011
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Daniel hasn't worked out all the kinks for his new app, the Cock Blocker. (0:53)

SCARLETT JOHANSSON'SCONTROVERSIAL LEAKED NUDES

THAT ARE ALL OVERTHE INTERNET NOW.

SHE GOT HER CELL PHONE HACKED,WHICH IS A COMMON PROBLEM

AMONG SEXY A-LISTERSSUCH AS SCAR JO AND MYSELF.

BUT I'VE DEVELOPED A SOLUTION.

IT'S A NEW APP CALLEDTHE COCK BLOCKER.

rooster: COCK!

- HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

THIS IS THE STANDARDPICTURE OF MY DICK

THAT I SEND TO ALLTHE LADIES.

NOW IF MY PHONE GOT HACKED,IT WOULD BE VERY EMBARRASSING.

BUT THANKS TOTHE COCK BLOCKER...

rooster: COCK!

- AS SOON AS MY PHONE ISTAMPERED WITH,

IT AUTOMATICALLYREPLACES MY PENIS

WITH A MUCH LARGER,MORE HANDSOME PENIS.

NOW, I WON'T BE ASHAMEDWHEN THEY SHOW IT ONTMZ.

THE ONLY PROBLEM

IS THAT I STILL HAVEN'TWORKED OUT ALL THE KINKS YET.

UNFORTUNATELY,THE COCK BLOCKER...

rooster: COCK!

- ADDS A GIANT PENISTO EVERY PHOTO.

THIS APP WILL BE AVAILABLEON OUR BLOG SHORTLY.

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