What's Your Name? - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 509
  • 04/02/2013
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There's more than one way to answer this question. (3:24)

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I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE

BECAUSE IT'S TIME FORA BRAND NEW SEGMENT

CALLED "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

THAT'S WHERE SOMEBODYASKS YOU THE QUESTION,

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- MY NAME--OH, LET METELL YOU MY NAME.

UH, I'M CONFUSED BECAUSE,UH, YOU KNOW, LIKE,

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVEIN THE MINISTRY, RIGHT?

SO IS THE CHURCH AND STATESUPPOSED TO BE SEPARATE?

I'M CONFUSED, 'CAUSE I NEVERWENT TO SCHOOL. RIGHT?

IS A CONFUSED PERSONGET A RESOLUTION?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU SEE, WHEN YOU GO LIKE THAT,RIGHT, YOU HAVE A CROSS.

TWO STICKS, RIGHT?

AND THAT'S HOW I FELTWHEN I WAS IN WATERLOO.

'CAUSE WHEN I WALKED IN WATERLOOAND SMILED AT PEOPLE,

THEY TREATED MELIKE A VAMPIRE.

THEY USED THE CROSS,AND THEY WENT LIKE THIS

BY NOT SMILING AT ME.

IN TORONTO--HEY, HI, GUYS.

YOU KNOW ME, STEVE SPIROS,EASYGOING.

THOSE WHO KNOW ME,I'M A NOBODY.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

AND YOU CAN'TKILL A PERSON WITH NO BODY.

SO, WHY AM I AFRAID?I'M NOT AFRAID.

I'M AFRAID OF THE BOOGEYMAN.

WHO'S THE BOOGEYMAN?YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

I'M GOING BACK TO WATERLOO,WHERE THE VAMPIRES HANG OUT,

AND I'M GONNA WEARMY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSEWOMEN SHOW THEIR TITS,

HAVE SHORT SKIRTS,

AND THEN THEY FEEL VIOLATEDWHEN I LOOK AT THEM.

WHY? 'CAUSE I HAVESUNGLASSES ON AND I'M WEIRD.

UH, I'M FROM HUMBERSIDE.

I'M SORRY IF IMADE A FOOL OF HUMBERSIDE,

BUT ALL THOSE PEOPLEWHO CALLED ME A SLEEPWALKER,

I WOKE UP.

NOW I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP

'CAUSE I'M GONNA BECOMMITTED IN AN ISOLATION ROOM

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GOBACK TO THE MINISTRY

AND ALLOW THEM TOPERCEIVE ME AS I AM.

A FUCK-UP.

GOOD-BYE!

- AND THAT WAS"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

I BLAME CANADA'SSOCIALIZED MEDICINE.

I MEAN, HE'S MAKINGA WHOLE LOT OF SENSE.

A CROSS IS TWO STICKS.

WOMEN DO WEAR SHORT SKIRTS.

AND YOU CAN'T KILL A PERSONWITH NO BODY.

NOW WHAT KIND OF SHOWWAS HE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR?

YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

I'LL TELL YOU.

IT WAS A SHOW ABOUT FASHION.

OBVIOUSLY.

BUT IF YOU THOUGHTTHAT WAS ALL HE HAD TO SAY,

CLEARLY YOU HAVE NEVER BEENASKED, "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

- LOOK AT THIS SQUARE.

IT WAS A SHITHOLEWHEN I WORKED HERE.

NOW IT LOOKSLIKE NEW YORK, MANHATTAN.

WHERE ARE THE BUMS?

THERE'S NO BUMS HERE.

TORONTO DOESN'T HAVE BUMS.

BUT WATERLOO,THEY'RE CREATING BUMS.

THEY CREATED ME.WHY?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE IT'S THE CHURCH.

TALK TO THE POPE.HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.

I HAD IT.I'M GONNA DIE.

HOW CAN YOU DIEWHEN YOU'RE DEAD?

OH, WAIT A SECOND.

I'M GONNA BE CRUCIFIED,RIGHT?

I'M NOT GONNA RAISEMY VOICE.

- WHAT A LOOSE CANNON!

THOSE AREN'T SNAPS.

HIS SHIRT DOESN'T CLOSEANYMORE.

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