Web Redemption - Crying Wrestling Fan

  • Season 3, Ep 306
  • 02/15/2011
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Tosh helps Dave Wills pay tribute to his favorite professional wrestlers without bursting into tears. (5:30)

FOR THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

>> HOW ARE YOU, DAVE?

>> CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE

FROM?

>> YES, DANIEL.

>> PLEASE, CALL ME THE ULTIMATE

WARRIOR!

>> UM, I'M FROM ATLANTA,

GEORGIA.

YOU KNOW WHERE I'M FROM?

PARTS UNKNOWN.

>> PARTS UNKNOWN!

[LAUGHTER]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

>> I'M AN AREA MANAGER WITH A

FACILITIES COMPANY.

>> MAN!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> STUFF LIKE MAINTENANCE,

JANITORIAL ACCOUNTS, STUFF LIKE

THAT.

>> DO ANY OF YOUR EMPLOYERS DO

THAT TO YOU?

>> I'VE HAD A FEW BRING IT TO MY

ATTENTION.

>> WHAT DO THEY SAY?

>> YOU THINK ARN ANDER SON IS A

PUSSY?

>> NO, I DON'T.

>> I'D LIKE TO GET A FEW MINUTES

IN THE RING WITH HIM.

>> ARN, YOU'RE WATCHING.

>> WHAT WERE YOU ATTENDING?

>> I WAS ATTENDING SOMETHING

CALLED THE TRIBUTE TO STARCADE

IN SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA.

>> HOW DID YOU GET GOOD SEATS?

>> I WALKED IN THERE AND BOUGHT

A TICKET?

>> WHERE WAS IT AT?

>> IN SPARTANBURG IN A COLISEUM.

>> THAT WAS A COLISEUM?

>> YES.

>> THAT LOOKED LIKE A MIDDLE

SCHOOL.

>> WAS THERE HUNDREDS OR 50?

>> OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN'T DO TOO

WELL.

>> IS BROOK HOGAN A MAN?

>> I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THAT.

>> I SPOT THE SUN AGAINST THE

ENERGY!

OH, YEAH!

OH, OH, YEAH.

OH!

>> WHY DID YOU GET SO EMOTIONAL?

>> IT WAS JUST AN EMOTIONAL

TIME.

I GOT TO MEET SOME OF MY

FAVORITE WRESTLERS AND IT GOT

CAUGHT UP WITH ME.

>> DID YOU EVER MASTURBATE TO

MISS ELIZABETH?

>> NEVER.

NOT AT ALL.

>> SHE DIED.

DRUG OVERDOSE.

WHAT WERE SOME OF THE RUMORS

THAT YOU READ ABOUT YOURSELF?

>> THAT I WAS SITTING IN MY

MOMMA'S BASEMENT EATING CHEETOS

IN MY UNDERWEAR, WHICH IS NOT

TRUE BECAUSE MOM AND DAD NEVER

HAD A BASEMENT AND I'M NOT BIG

INTO CHEETOS.

>> YOU DON'T LIKE CHEETOS?

>> DORITOS?

>> DORITOS IS GOOD.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHETHER WRESTLING

IS FAKE?

>> THEY MAKE A GREAT SACRIFICE

TO THEIR BODIES.

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO REVERSE

THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK?

>> YES, I DO.

>> LET ME DO IT.

>> YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT IT ON?

>> LET ME PUT IT ON.

>> ARGH!

YOU GROWING TO REVERSE IT?

OH, HA, HA.

ALL RIGHT, DAVE, I'M A HUGE

WRESTLING FAN.

UNLIKE YOU, I'M RICH AND I NEED

A TAX SHELTER.

I CREATED A CHARITY IN YOUR NAME

TO HONOR PAST WRESTLING GREATS.

♪♪

WE ARE BACK STAGE LIVE AT TOSH'S

PIT.

WITH ME IS THE CRYING WRESTLING

FAN, DAVE.

DAVE, THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW,

ARE YOU READY TO AWARD THE FIRST

EVER RECIPIENT OF THE BRONZE

SINGLET?

>> YES, I AM.

>> ARE YOU READY TO DO IT

WITHOUT SOBBING LIKE A HUGE

BABY?

>> YES, I AM.

>> ALL RIGHT.

TAKE IT AWAY, DAVE.

WITH HIS PURPLE OUTFIT, COCO

BEWARE WAS IN WRESTLING OVER A

DECADE.

IT'S AN HONOR TO HONOR HIM WITH

THE BRONZE SINGLET CHARITY

AWARD.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COCO

BEWARE?

>> OH, YEAH.

THE BIRD MAN IS FLYING HIGH.

WHAT'S GOING ON, BROTHER?

>> IT'S MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT

TO YOU WITH THE BRONZE SINGLET

CHARITY AWARD.

>> OH, MY GOD!

THANK YOU.

>> COCO, ON A PERSONAL NOTE --

>> IT'S STILL RUINING ME,

DAMMIT.

>> I KNOW THAT LAUGH.

THAT'S THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN.

>> WHAT AM I DOING HERE, COCO

MAN!

>> I HERE TO CLAIM MY AWARD.

>> THIS IS MINE.

>> MY TROPHY.

>> NO.

MINE.

>> OH!

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NOBODY GETS

IT.

NOBODY GETS IT.

>> OH, THIS IS MEAN GENE.

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S SPILLING

OVER INTO THE RING.

MILLION DOLLAR MAN IS HAVING TO

SORT INTO THIS TRANSACTION.

LOOKS LIKE DANIEL TOSH WANTS IN

ON THE ACTION.

OH, MY GOODNESS!

SERGEANT SLAUGHTER CLOTHESLINES

THEM.

SERGEANT SLAUGHTER SLAPS DAVE

WITH THE COBRA CLUTCH.

DANIEL SNEAKS BACK INTO THE RING

WITH THE BRONZE SINGLET AWARD.

HE'S GOING TO RETURN IT TO ITS

RIGHTFUL OWNER.

FINALLY, JUSTICE.

>> THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN

MY LI

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