Eat da Poo Poo

  • Season 2, Ep 221
  • 08/25/2010
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Daniel Tosh defends his brothers at an anti-gay press conference in Uganda. (2:17)

>> A MAN'S ANUS IS LICKED LIKE

THIS, AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS,

EVEN POO-POO COMES OUT.

THE OTHER POO-POOS OUT, HUH?

AND THEN THEY EAT THE POO-POO.

>> THAT WAS FROM AN ANTI-GAY

PRESS CONFERENCE IN UGANDA.

APPARENTLY, THEY ARE LESS

TOLERANT OVER THERE, BUT FEAR

NOT, MY GAY BROTHERS.

WHENEVER THERE IS AN INJUSTICE

AGAINST OUR COMMUNITY, YOU CAN

GUARANTEE I WILL BE THERE TO ASK

THE TOUGH QUESTIONS.

>> I'VE TAKEN TIME TO DO A

LITTLE RESEARCH, TO KNOW WHAT

HOMOSEXUALS DO IN THE PRIVACY OF

THEIR BEDROOM.

>> SHOT IN THE DARK.

THEY WERE HUMPING EACH OTHER?

>> ONE OF THE THING THEY DO IS

CALLED ANAL "LEAKING," WHERE A

MAN'S ANUS IS "LEAKED."

>> OH, ANAL LICKING.

FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT

YOU SAID "ANAL LEAKING."

YOU HAVE TO ENUNCIATE.

>> LIKE THIS BY THE OTHER

PERSON.

LIKE ICE CREAM.

>> THANKS.

GUESS I'LL FINISH THIS LATER.

>> AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS, EVEN

POO-POO COMES OUT.

THE OTHER POO-POOS OUT, HUH?

AND THEN THEY EAT THE POO-POO.

>> THEY DO WHAT?

>> THEY EAT THE POO-POO.

>> I'M SORRY, ONCE AGAIN?

>> THEY EAT THE POO-POO.

>> IT MUST BE WHERE I'M SITTING,

BUT I CANNOT HEAR YOU.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ONE LAST TIME?

>> THEY EAT THE POO-POO.

>> I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

>> THE OTHER ONE THEY DO IS THEY

HAVE A SEX PRACTICE CALLED

FISTING, WHERE THEY INSERT THEIR

HAND INTO THE OTHER MAN'S HAND,

AND IT GOES ALL -- INTO THE ANUS

ALL THE WAY.

>> COMMON MISCONCEPTION.

YOU GO IN LIKE THIS, THEN YOU

MAKE THE FIST.

YOU DON'T JUST START PUNCHING

SOMEONE IN THE BUTTHOLE.

>> AND IT IS SO PAINFUL, THEY

HAVE TO TAKE DRUGS.

>> YOU JUST DESCRIBED EVERY

SATURDAY NIGHT FOR THE PAST 16

YEARS FOR ME.

>> NOW, IF WE HAVE ANY CHILDREN,

PLEASE STEP OUT.

>> WAIT.

NOW THE CHILDREN HAVE TO LEAVE?

>> SO I'VE DONE RESEARCH.

THIS IS WHAT THEY DO.

NUMBER ONE, YOU CAN SEE A MAN

HERE, HAVING THE -- SUCK THE

OTHER PERSON'S RECTUM, AND THE

OTHER PERSON IS POO-POOING, AND

THIS ONE IS EATING THE POO-POO

ALL OVER THE PLACE.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS

SOUND BAD?

BECAUSE IT SOUNDS GREAT.

>> WE DO NOT WANT THIS SICKNESS.

THIS IS SICK, AND IT'S,

THEREFORE, DEVIANT.

WE DO NOT WANT IT.

>> DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU'VE

TRIED IT.

OH.

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