LeBron or Tosh Tweets?

  • Season 2, Ep 217
  • 07/28/2010
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It's hard to tell who Twitter hates more: Daniel Tosh or Lebron James. (1:55)

BEFORE WE GO, PEOPLE ARE STILL

PRETTY UPSET AT LEBRON JAMES FOR

GOING TO MY BELOVED MIAMI HEAT,

AND THEY'RE LETTING HIM KNOW ON

TWITTER.

BECAUSE MY TWITTER FANS ARE

ALWAYS MAD AT ME, I THOUGHT I'D

SHOW YOU SOME REAL TWEETS AND

WE'D GUESS IF THEY'RE TO ME OR

TO LEBRON.

[READING ALOUD]

HOPE YOU SNAP YOUR THUMB AND

[BLEEP].

[LAUGHTER]

ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THAT'S TO ME.

[LAUGHTER]

LEBRON? WHAT?

WHY WOULD HE HAVE HIS THUMBS IN

WADE'S BUTT?

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

>> I'M CARRYING YOUR BABY.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOT TO BE

LEBRON.

BASKETBALL PLAYERS HAVE HUGE

LITTERS.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S MINE?

ALL RIGHT, GREAT.

SEE YOU IN COURT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> SO OVER YOU AND YOUR SUPERIOR

ATTITUDE.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S FAIR.

THAT'S LEBRON.

AH, I'M RIGHT.

OF COURSE I AM.

I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU HAVE A --

[LAUGHTER]

WHO IS IT?

AAH!

THAT IS NO WAY TO TELL ME,

DOCTOR.

[LAUGHTER]

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO

DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY?

HE'S USING TWITTER!

HEY, DANIEL, YOU GOT AIDS.

[LAUGHTER]

SEMI-COLON, FROWNY FACE.

[LAUGHTER]

WILL I FIND YOU, SHOVE A

CHAINSAW UP YOUR [BLEEP] AND

TURN IT ON AND KILL YOU.

WOW!

THEY ARE REALLY MAD AT LEBRON.

ME?

WELL, GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE A

CHAINSAW IS REALLY HARD TO

START.

YOU'RE GONNA BE IN MY B-HOLE FOR

AN HOUR.

[LAUGHTER]

GETTING THAT OIL-GAS RATIO,

PULLING THE CHOKE OUT.

UNLESS YOU HAVE AN ELECTRIC

CHAINSAW, AND THAT'S NOT GONNA

KILL ME.

THAT'S GONNA FEEL GREAT.

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