Video Breakdown - Skateboarder Goes Down

  • Season 2, Ep 213
  • 06/23/2010
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Skateboarding can be dangerous for both you and your crotch. (2:33)

CAN WE SEE SOMETHING WHITE PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY DO?

[BLEEP] [LAUGHTER]

I'M SURE PEOPLE AT HOME ARE SAYING, "THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR

NOT WEARING PADS," BUT THEY DON'T MAKE A GRUNDLE GUARD.

I'VE CHECKED.

THAT IS A HELL OF A WAY TO GET AVASECTOMY.

WALK IT OFF! ALRIGHT.

LET'S TEAR OPEN THIS VIDEO'S SACK IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]SKATING IS ALL ABOUT TRIAL AND

ERROR. MOSTLY ERROR.

BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP MICHA AND HIS BUDDIES FROM LOITERING AT

THE HIGH SCHOOL THEY'LL NEVER GRADUATE FROM.

15-STAIRS -- GO BIG OR GO HOME!

OHH! LOOKS LIKE THE LANDING STUCK

HIM. LET'S SEE IT AGAIN.

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I'VESEEN A SKATEBOARD STAB SOMEONE

IN THE TAINT, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

[LAUGHTER]HE IS GONNA NEED SOME TWEEZERS.

AND A MIRROR. [SCREAMING]

LISTEN TO HIM WHINE. SOUNDS LIKE SHAKIRA'S NEW SONG.

[LAUGHTER]I'D FREAK TOO IF MY SKATEBOARD

RIPPED ME A NEW [BLEEP], BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO IMPRESS

THOSE 8TH GRADERS.

THEY DON'T EVEN LIFT A FINGER. THEY'RE ABOUT AS HELPFUL AS GARY

COLEMAN'S WIFE. WE'LL MISS YOU, WEBSTER.

[BLEEP]THAT'S A PHRASE NO MAN EVER

WANTS TO SAY. I JUST HOPE THERE AREN'T ANY GAY

VAMPIRES AROUND. [LAUGHTER]

I'M TALKING TO YOU, ROBERT PATTINSON.

[LAUGHTER]OKAY, MICHA, YOU NEED TO CALM

DOWN AND HAVE THAT LOOKED AT BY A PROFESSIONAL.

OR JUST HAVE YOUR BUDDIES CHECK IT OUT IN THE BUSHES.

[LAUGHTER]THAT KID MADE A B+ IN BIOLOGY.

WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS, DOOGIE?

AH, THE GOOCH. "NAH HIS GOOCH.

HIS GOOCH IS BLEEDING." IT'S THE MOST MYSTERIOUS OF ALL

BODY PARTS. CERTAINLY THE LAST PLACE YOU

WANT TO HAVE RIPPED. LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEVER BE THE

NEXT SHAUN WHITE. BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE BETTER

LOOKING THAN HE IS.

[LAUGHTER]YEAH.

EVERYONE IS.

I'M JUST GLAD THERE ARE NEW PEOPLE TO CARRY ON THE TRADITION

OF SKATERS HURTING THEMSELVES NOW THAT BAM MARGERA IS SO OLD

AND PATHETIC, AND FOR THAT, WE SAY THANK YOU.

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