Black Twitter

  • Season 3, Ep 302
  • 01/18/2011
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Daniel asks his black fans on Twitter to explain what they like about him. (1:45)

ABOUT RACIAL STEREOTYPES,

BUT THE TRUTH IS,BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME.

YEAH. AND I ASKED THEM WHYON TWITTER.

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,TWITTER DOESN'T HAVE A BUTTON

THAT LETS YOU SORT PEOPLEBY RACE.

I KNOW.TOTAL FLAW.

SO I HAVE TO GUESSIF MY FOLLOWERS ARE BLACK

BASED ONLY ON PROFILE PICSAND TONE.

"YOUR CARDIGAN GAME IS SICK."

[laughter]

WELL, THEN I KNOW YOU LOVE‚ô™ COLLAR

[laughter]

"THE WHITE GIRLSIN THE AUDIENCE.

GOTTA LOVETHAT WHITE MEAT ;)

[laughter]

I LIKE DARK MEAT.

I KNOW IT'S NOT HEALTHYFOR YOU.

[laughter]

I CAN'T WIN.

"HAHA U KEEP IT GANGSTAAND SPEAK YO MIND,

"THEM GAY JOKESIS KILLIN' ME THO.

MAKES ME WONDER.HMMM"

[laughter]

"YOUR BOYISH ANDSOMEWHAT FEY CHARM,

COMBINED WITH YOUR'NOTHING IS SACRED' ATTITUDE."

HOW DO I KNOWTHAT'S A BLACK PERSON?

I CAN TELL.

"I WATCH YOUR SHOW BECAUSEYOU MAKE FUN OF ALL RACES.

P.S. YOU SHOULD GO A LITTLEHARDER ON THE ASIANS."

[laughter]

DULY NOTED.

[gong]

- "YOU'RE FREAKIN'HILARIOUS.

YOU MAKE A DULL DAYSO MUCH BRIGHTER."

NOW, I KNOW THAT'S A PICTUREOF A WHITE GIRL,

BUT I ASSUME THAT'S JUSTHIS BABY'S MAMA.

[laughter]

"YOU REMIND ME OF MY BOY,SHIFTY,

"WHO GOT LOCKED UPEIGHT MONTHS AGO.

I MISS SHIFTY."

WE ALL MISS SHIFTY.

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