20 Seconds on the Clock - Dead Baby Cake

  • Season 3, Ep 314
  • 06/07/2011
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Celebrating a new birth? Daniel has the cake for you. (1:18)

THIS NEXT VIDEOLOOKS DELICIOUS.

[audience ohs]

SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOURMISCARRIAGE. I GOT YOU A CAKE.

[laughter]

NOW LET'S PUT20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK

AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY COMMENTSWE CAN MAKE.

THEIR HEADS ARE STILL SOFTAT THAT AGE.

[audience ohs]

NO THANKS,I'M TRYING TO EAT LESS BABY.

[laughter]

I TAKE MY BABY A LA MODE.

I PREFERTHE TASTE OF CHOCOLATE BABY.

THANKS ROE V. WADE.

[laughter]

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEENA DEAD BABY AND A CAKE?

audience: WHAT?

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAITFOR A SPECIAL OCCASION

TO EAT A DEAD BABY.

[laughter]

THAT'S JUST LIKEOUR OFFICE.

WE HAVE TO BRING INBAKED GOODS

FOR EVERY STUPID THINGTHAT HAPPENS.

JOCELYN, I SAW THAT YOUPOSTED ON FACEBOOK

THAT YOU HAD AN ABORTION,SO I MADE YOU CUPCAKES.

THEY'RE ABORTED FETUSES.

- THAT'S SO SWEET.

IT'S TOO BAD I'M NOT EATINGFOR TWO ANYMORE, RIGHT?

- OH, JUST ENJOY 'EMBEFORE YOU BURN IN HELL.

[laughter]

PLEASE RETURN THE PAN.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEENA DEAD BABY AND A PORSCHE?

audience: WHAT?

- I DON'T HAVE A PORSCHE IN MYGARAGE. ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEENMY GRANDMA AND A NEWBORN BABY?

audience: WHAT?

- [long bleep]

[laughter]

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