Extended Interview - Hood Rat's Web Redemption

  • Season 2, Ep 207
  • 02/24/2010
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This week on Tosh.0, Tosh does hood rat stuff with 7-year-old joyrider Latarian Milton. (6:40)

>> YO, LATARIAN.

>> WHAT'S UP, BRO?

>> WHAT'S UP?

HOW ARE YOU?

HAVE A SEAT.

WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR GRANDMA'S

CAR?

>> 'CAUSE I GOT MAD AT MY MOM.

SHE WOULDN'T LET ME--

LET MY FRIENDS COME IN THE

HOUSE AND LOOK AT CARTOONS.

>> SO WHERE WERE YOU DRIVING TO?

>> UM, I WAS GOING TO WAL MART,

AND THEN WHEN THE POLICE GOT

BEHIND ME, I WAS GOING HOME.

>> YOU DIDN'T PULL OVER?

>> NO.

>> WERE YOU SCARED?

>> NO.

>> YOUR GRANDMOTHER SAID SHE

WANTED TO POP YOU,

BUT SHE DIDN'T.

DID YOU GET IN TROUBLE LATER?

>> NO.

>> YOU DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE?

>> NO.

>> YES, YOU DID.

>> NO, I DIDN'T.

>> YOU BETTER HAVE GOTTEN

IN TROUBLE.

THIS IS INSANITY.

DID YOU GET SPANKINGS GROWING

UP?

>> NO.

>> I USED TO GET SPANKINGS.

PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT AS MUCH

ANYMORE.

>> NO.

>> MY DAD STILL TRIES

TO GIVE ME SPANKINGS.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND

OF CAR?

>> IT'S A CHALLENGER.

>> A CHALLENGER?

I BELIEVE THAT IS A DODGE.

>> DURANGO.

>> DURANGO.

WAS THAT THE FIRST TIME

YOU EVER DROVE A CAR?

>> YES.

>> HOW DID YOU DO?

>> GOOD.

>> IF YOU WERE TO RATE IT

ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

>> COOL.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE

WHEN YOU GET OLDER?

>> FIREMAN.

>> IT'S NOT A BAD PROFESSION.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE

WHEN YOU GROW UP?

>> IT'S A BETTER QUESTION.

UH, I DON'T KNOW.

HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET.

>> WHAT ABOUT...

A GARBAGEMAN?

OR--

>> I DON'T--I'LL TELL YOU WHY

I DON'T WANT TO BE A GARBAGEMAN.

>> YOU GET REAL STINKY

AND SWEATY?

>> BAM, BAM.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

I DON'T LIKE SMELLS.

FIREMAN SOUNDS NICE.

BUT THE HEAT SEEMS PRETTY

INCREDIBLE.

I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD DEAL

WITH THAT.

WHEN THIS VIDEO CAME OUT

AND GOT ON THE INTERNET,

DID IT MAKE YOU MORE POPULAR?

>> NO.

>> DID ANYBODY TEASE YOU

BECAUSE OF THE VIDEO?

>> YEAH, SOME KIDS AT MY SCHOOL.

>> I DON'T KNOW--THEY'RE

PROBABLY JUST JEALOUS.

>> YES, 'CAUSE I'M GOING

TO HOLLYWOOD.

>> YOU'RE IN HOLLYWOOD.

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT'S THE LAST BAD THING

YOU'VE EVER DONE?

>> UM, CURSING.

>> CURSING?

>> YES.

>> ARE YOU EVER ALLOWED

TO SWEAR?

>> NOPE.

>> I TRY NOT TO CUSS.

BUT I STILL DO SOMETIMES.

THEN I GET IN TROUBLE,

AND MY MOTHER CALLS ME.

>> YOU'RE OLDER, SO WHY DOES

SHE HAVE TO CALL YOU?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET WHOOPINGS.

>> I DON'T GET WHOOPINGS,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES

THAT'S WORSE THAN A WHOOPING?

>> WHAT?

>> SHE SAYS, "I'M DISAPPOINTED

IN YOU."

THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BAD.

WHAT'S THE NICEST THING

YOU'VE EVER DONE?

>> GAVE A PRESENT.

>> GAVE WHO A PRESENT?

>> MY GRANDMA.

>> OH, YEAH?

DID SHE LIKE IT?

>> YES.

>> THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD?

>> YES.

>> WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

>> A SILVER--

>> A NEW FRONT AXLE.

>> NO.

A SILVER WALLET.

>> NICE.

>> WHAT DID YOU GET YOUR MOM?

A DOG WHO TRIES TO ATTACK HER...

>> NO.

>> WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING?

>> NO, NO.

I GAVE MY--LAST GIFT I GAVE

MY MOTHER WERE FLOWERS.

>> THAT'S GOOD.

>> YEAH.

WHAT'S YOUR BEDTIME?

>> 10:00.

>> EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK?

>> YES.

NO.

I CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT

FOR THE WEEKEND.

>> YOU DON'T STAY AWAKE

ALL NIGHT.

YOUR GRANDMA SAYS YOU DO NOT

STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT.

>> TO 11:00.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT TIME MY BEDTIME

IS?

>> NO.

>> 9:30.

>> WOW.

>> I GET UP 10:00.

IF I DON'T HAVE 12 1/2 HOURS

OF SLEEP, I AM USELESS.

THAT'S JUST ME.

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIAN?

>> IT'S--I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME,

BUT HE'S SOME DUDE

WHERE HE HAVE THIS LITTLE

PUPPET IN HIS HAND.

>> JEFF DUNHAM?

>> YES.

>> HAS THE PUPPETS?

THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIAN?

>> YES.

>> [exhales sharply]

ALL RIGHT.

>> WELL, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE

COMEDIAN?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

PROBABLY JEFF DUNHAM.

WHAT CAR DO YOU THINK

YOU'LL STEAL ON YOUR 16TH

BIRTHDAY?

>> MM, I DO NOT KNOW.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW?

>> I DON'T WANT ONE.

>> DID YOU CONSIDER WHAT

YOU DID AS STEALING?

>> YES.

>> DO YOU THINK YOUR GRANDMA

WILL EVER LET YOU BORROW

HER CAR AGAIN?

>> NO.

I DO NOT THINK SHE'LL--

SHE MIGHT WORRIED AND SAY I

MIGHT CRASH HER CAR AGAIN.

>> I CRASHED MY MOM'S CAR ONCE.

THAT'S TRUE.

I SNEEZED WHILE I WAS DRIVING,

AND I HIT A MAILBOX.

BUT I DIDN'T HIT, LIKE,

A NORMAL MAILBOX.

I HIT ONE OF THE ONES

THAT WAS ALL THE BRICKS

AND DESTROYED HER CAR.

SHE WAS--IT WAS, LIKE,

THREE HOUSES DOWN FROM OUR

HOUSE.

>> WAS SHE REALLY MAD?

>> OH, NO, SHE WAS ANGRY.

>> DID SHE SAY SHE WAS GONNA

KILL YOU?

>> NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS

GONNA KILL ME, BUT SHE DID

HIT ME.

IMMEDIATELY.

DO YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS

KIND OF YOUR GRANDMA'S FAULT?

>> A LITTLE BIT.

SHE SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER KEYS

IN HER PURSE.

>> SHE SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER

KEYS IN HER PURSE.

>> YES.

>> WELL, SO THE KEYS WERE JUST

OUT, AND THAT'S WHY YOU DECIDED

TO TAKE THEM?

>> YES, THEY WERE SITTING

ON THE COUNTER.

>> ARE THEY STILL SITTING

ON THE COUNTER?

>> NOPE.

SHE HIDES THEM.

SHE SHOULD KEEP HER KEYS

IN HER PURSE AT ALL TIMES.

>> AT ALL TIMES?

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T--

DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD JUST

NOT TAKE HER CAR?

>> NO.

>> WELL, YOU'RE NOT THAT YOUNG.

>> TSSS...

>> YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

>> I WAS 7.

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.

YOU FEEL BAD FOR WHAT

YOU DID, THOUGH.

>> YES.

>> ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

WHAT ADVICE TO YOU HAVE

TO OTHER KIDS THAT ARE THINKING

OF TAKING THEIR PARENTS CAR?

>> THEY SHOULD NOT DO IT

'CAUSE THEY CAN GET KILLED.

>> HAVE YOU HAD TO PAY

YOUR GRANDMA AND MOM BACK?

>> NO.

[sighs]

>> YOU BETTER BE WORKING

THAT DEBT OFF.

WHAT'S NEW IN YOUR WORLD?

>> TRYING TO WALK AROUND

WITH MY PANTS DOWN

AND GET A NEW CAR.

>> YOU'RE TRYING TO GET

A NEW CAR?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU NEED A NEW CAR.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR LAST

ONE.

>> YEAH.

>> NO GOOD.

NO GOOD.

IS YOUR GRANDMA STILL MAD

AT YOU?

NO.

>> SHE'S A SAINT.

THAT IS A GOOD WOMAN.

SHE CAN FORGIVE YOU,

SHE CAN STILL LOVE YOU,

AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO HER CAR.

>> YES.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT MY GRANDMA

WOULD DO TO ME IF I WRECKED

HER CAR?

>> WHAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, SHE'S--

SHE'S REALLY, REALLY OLD.

NOW, IN YOUR VIDEO, YOU SAID

IT'S FUN TO DO BAD THINGS.

IS IT STILL FUN TO DO BAD

THINGS?

>> YES.

>> DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SHOW

ME SOME HOOD RAT STUFF?

>> YES.

>> NICE.

IS DRINKING A JUICE BOX

OUT OF A BAG CONSIDERED

HOOD RAT STUFF?

>> IF IT'S IN A--

IF IT'S LIQUOR IN A BIG BAG.

>> NO, I'M NOT--NO.

NOT LIQUOR.

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG--

OH, HERE.

DON'T SQUEEZE IT.

TOO YOUNG.

BUT A JUICE BOX IS OKAY.

>> YEP.

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