Web Redemption - Bubb Rubb - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 416
  • 07/03/2012
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Daniel makes Bubb Rubb's car so obnoxious it's guaranteed to make every white person call the cops. (7:19)

>> NEARLY EVERY SHOP IN OAKLAND

IS INSTALLING WHISTLER TIPS

MAKING IT AUDIBLE FOR A MILE.

>> TELL ME ABOUT THE WHISTLE.

>> IT'S WHEN YOU WANT TO

WHOO-WHOO.

>> SOME NEIGHBORS ARE SAYING TOO

LOUD.

>> THAT'S ONLY IN THE MORNING.

IF YOU'RE COOKING BREAKFAST IT'S

LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK.

WHOO-WHOO.

>> Tosh: THE ONLY BIGGER WASTE

OF MONEY IS RAIDERS' SEASON

TICKETS.

HE INVENTED VIRAL VIDEOS WITH

TWO IMMORTAL WORDS BUT REALLY

ONE BUT SAID TWICE.

IT'S MORE OF A NOISE.

WHOO-WHOO.

TRICKING OUT YOUR CAR IS LIKE

FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD A

HOUSE.

YOUR VEHICLE IS AN INVESTMENT.

WHAT'S BETTER THAN DRIVE OUT A

TRICKED OUT CIVIC IS AN AUDI.

NO MATTER HOW MANY GALLONS OF

NOS YOU IS HAVE.

STOP WITH A THE AFTER-MARKET

SPOILER.

ONLY THING YOU'RE SPOILING IS

YOUR BLUE BOOK VALUE AND IF YOU

DON'T HAVE A NAVIGATION SYSTEM

GET OFF THE ROADS.

I DON'T WANT TO BE BEHIND

ANYTHING UNFOLDING A MAP LIKE

LOUIS AND CLARK AND IF TIGRA AND

BUNNY WERE THEY'D TELL YOU THEY

LIKE THE CARS THAT GO BOOM AND

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE THING THE

FISH.

YOU CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR TRYING

TO ANOINT WHITE PEOPLE WITH THE

CAR AND THIS IS THE WEB

REDEMPTION.

>> HOW YOU DOING?

>> I'M ALL RIGHT.

>> I SEE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR

WHISTLE TIP.

>> Tosh: YOU DON'T MIND IF MY

GREASE MONKEYS TRICK OUT YOUR

JETTA WHILE WE TALK.

TAKE SPECIAL CARE OF THIS ONE.

DO YOU PREFER BUBB OR MR. RUBB.

>> IT'S DEPENDING ON WHO'S THE

RUBBING.

>> BUBB-RUBB.

>> HI A GROWTH ON ME AND I IT

WAS LIKE A CHIA PET.

IT GREW.

>> Tosh: WERE YOU SURPRISED THE

VIDEO CAME POPULAR.

>> I WILL BE BACK.

>> Tosh: JUST SO I CAN BE CLEAR

FOR THE PEOPLE AT HOME THAT

MIGHT NOT PICK UP ON THAT THEY

WERE DOING A NEWS PIECE ON THE

WHISTLE TIP?

>> LIKE A COMPLAINT.

>> Tosh: HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH

WHOO WHOO?

>> I WAS DEMONSTRATING AND GAVE

THEM AN RUBB VERSION OF HOW IT

WOULD SOUND IF THEY PUT MY PIPES

ON SO IT CAME OUT WHOO-WHOO.

SEE THE WHISTLE.

>> Tosh: HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU

THINK SINCE THE VIDEO YOU'VE

SAID WHOO-WHOO.

>> MORE THAN MY HITS ON YOUTUBE.

>> Tosh: WERE YOU DRIVING ON THE

PIECE BECAUSE YOU ALMOST

SIDESWIPED THE CAR.

>> THEY ASKED FOR AN EXAMPLE OF

THE WHISTLE TIP.

HOW ELSE CAN WE DO.

>> Tosh: YOU ALMOST GOT INTO AN

ACCIDENT.

DO YOU ASK LADIES TO MAKE A

WHOOP-WHOOP ON THEM.

>> I HAVE THREE MOVES, THE

FINISHER, PUNISHER AND POWER

TAPPER.

>> Tosh: POWER TAPPER?

>> YOU PUT THEM MOVES ON HER AND

SHE OUT.

SHE GOING TO BE COOKING YOU

BREAKFAST AND YOU DON'T EVEN

HAVE TO USE THE WHOO-WHOO ALARM

CLOCK EITHER.

>>

>> DID YOU TRY MAKING THE

PYRAMID?

>> GREAT CALL, BOSS.

>> Tosh: THAT'S WHY I'M IN

CHARGE.

BUBB RUBB YOUR CAR'S FINISHED I

HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

>> AS LONGS YOU PUT THE TIP ON

MY WHIP I KNOW IT WILL BE READY.

MR. BUBB RUBB I DIDN'T BRING YOU

OUT TO L.A. TO JUST SAY

WHOO-WHOO.

ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE MOST

OBNOXIOUS CAR.

>> YEAH.

>> Tosh: I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY

WHOOP-WHOOP.

YOU GUYS ARE FIRED.

THE MUNCHKIN DONUTS ARE FOR

CUSTOMERS ONLY.

GET OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT, BUBB.

WE'RE MOVING THE BLINDFOLD.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> THIS IS NOT MY CAR.

>> Tosh: NO, THIS IS YOUR CAR.

I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE THIS.

WE REPLACED YOUR WINDSHIELD

WIPERS DISPENSERS WITH BOTTLES

OF CHRISTAL.

YOU GET TO SPRAY CHAMPAGNE ON

THEI TITTIES WE HOOKED YOU UP

WITH A FAKE BOOT.

THE 40 OUNCE CUP HOLDERS AND

BECAUSE YOU NEVER MESS WAY BLACK

MEN'S STEREO YOU'LL NEVER HAVE

TO LISTEN TO THE GOATIER SONG

AGAIN.

I EXPECT A PERSON LIKE YOURSELF

GETS ASHY FROM TIMES TO TIME TO

SQUEEZE THE STEERING WHEEL.

WE HOOKED UP WITH COCO BUTTER.

>> YOU NEVER ASKED ME BUT ALWAYS

CLASSY.

>> Tosh: DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING

LATE BECAUSE WE SET THE CLOCK.

LOOK IN THE BACK.

>> WOW.

>> Tosh: THE OVERHEADLIGHT IS A

HYDROPONIC GROW LIGHT AND I GOT

YOU YOUR OWN MEDICAL MARIJUANA

LICENSE.

YOU CAN'T DRIVE VERY FAR BECAUSE

THE GAS TANK HAS BEEN MODIFIED

AND ONLY HOLDS SEVEN DOLLARS

WORTH OF GAS.

WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR LIKE THIS

YOU CAN EXPECT TO GET PULLED

OVERA LOT AND IF YOU GET

ARRESTED YOU HAVE BOND STAR.

IT CONNECTS YOU TO YOUR

BAILBONDSMAN.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO JAIL

FOR THIS TIME?

>> Tosh: HE SOUNDS RACIST AS

[BLEEP].

THIS IS A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF

CHE

CHEATOS.

I WE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST AND

HOOKED YOUR JETTA UP WITH AN

ILLLEGAL TRAIN WHISTLE.

PULL THE CORD.

WHOO-WHOO, HOO-HOO.

GOOD LORD HAS IT ILLLEGALLY

LOUD.

YOUR CAR'S BEEN OFFICIALLY

PIMPED.

>> I'VE BEEN WHOOP-FIDE.

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