Web Rematch - Hurdle Fail Girls

  • Season 3, Ep 307
  • 02/22/2011
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Alexis and Natasha compete for the title of world's worst hurdler in the Tosh.0lympics. (5:17)

REMATCH.

[CLAPPI

[CLAPPING]

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> WE'RE GIRL ON GIRL THIS TIME.

>> OKAY.

YOU.

WHO MADE THAT VIDEO.

>> MY FATHER.

HOW NOT PROUD OF YOU WAS HE THAT

DAY.

>> HE WAS VERY PROUD.

>> DOES HE HAVE A SON.

>> YES MAYAN GER BROTHER.

>> YEAH.

>> WAS THAT A SPECIAL OLYMPICS

QUALIFYING MEET.

>> NO.

>> HOW DID YOU ACTUALLY MAKE THE

TRACK TEAM?

>> THERE WEREN'T TRYOUTS.

>> WAS THAT THE FIRST TRACK MEET

OF THE SEASON.

>> YEAH.

>> YOU FINISHED OUT THE SEASON.

I ONLY RAN THE HURDLES ONE MORE

TIME.

>> AND THE COACH WAS LIKE MAYBE

THIS WASN'T YOUR THING.

>> AT WHAT POINT DID YOU KNOW

YOU WERE NOT GOING TO WIN.

>> NOT THAT I COULD WIN FIRST

PLACE.

NOT BE LAST.

>> OH IS THAT WHAT WOMEN RACE

FOR, NOT BE LAST.

>> ALEXIS.

>> WALK ME THROUGH WHAT YOU WERE

THINKING THROUGH THE RACE.

I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO

WIN.

I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO

FALL ON FIVE OF THEM.

I COULDN'T GET MY SPEED OVER

THEM.

>> DID YOU GET YOUR SPEED UP BY

JUMPING QUICKLY.

>> ALEXIS DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU

WERE STRUGGLING EVERY SINGLE

HURDLE THERE WAS SOMEONE TWO

LANES AWAY EQUALLY AWFUL.

>> NO.

>> DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL

BETTER.

>> KIND OF YEAH.

>> ONE OF THEM THEY CALLED ME A

LITTLE RED SLIDING HOOD.

>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN.

>> DO YOU THINK AT ANY POINT

YOUR PARENTS WERE JUMPING THAT'S

MY KID.

ONE THAT'S ON THE GROUND AGAIN?

AND AGAIN.

>> WHO CAME IN LAST THAT DAY?

>> I THINK SHE DID.

>> BECAUSE I GOT DISQUALIFIED.

>> SO THAT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT.

WE DON'T KNOW WHO THE WORST OUT

OF THE TWO OF YOU.

>> NO.

>> UP HERE.

>> ARE EITHER WU OF YOU STEROIDS

RIGHT NOW.

>> YES.

>> WOULD YOU BE BOTH BE WILLING

TO TAKE A DRUG TEST.

>> YEAH.

>> THANK YOU.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

AHHH!

>> I REALLY HAD TO GO.

>> GOOD LORD.

>> LET'S GO LADIES.

YOU ARE LATE FOR PRACTICE.

>> AT LEAST ONE OF US DRESSED

APPROPRIATELY.

>> I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO

CEL

CELEBRITY TRAINER DONKEY KONG.

HE'S GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR

HEADQUARTER DULLING.

>> THANKS DONKEY.

>> DON'T FORGET YOUR OVERSIZED

MALLET.

[VIDEOGAME MUSIC]

>> ALL RIGHT GIRLS YOU READY FOR

YOUR WEB REMATCH.

>> YES.

>> ONE LAST THING.

YOU WERE GOING TO BE COMPETING

AGAINST GIRLS THAT ARE REALLY

GOOD AT THE HURDLES.

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET --

[LAUGHI

[LAUGHING]

[GUNSH

[GUNSHOT]

>> JUMP.

GO.

TURN IT ON.

>> GOOD JOB.

HERE'S YOUR MEDAL.

AND LAST PLACE IS CONFLICT

DIAMOND.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU ARE THE WORLD'S WORST

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