Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show - Fake Cop - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 507
  • 03/19/2013
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Todd Glass pranks some people while dressed as a fake cop. (1:58)

THERE WILL BE NO VIEWER VIDEOTONIGHT

[cheers and applause]

INSTEAD I'M GIVING YOUTHE GIFT OF TODD GLASS.

[audience groans]

HEY, TODD GLASS'AWFUL PRANK SHOW

IS EVERYONE'S FOURTH FAVORITESEGMENT THAT DOESN'T STAR ME.

all: IT'S TODD GLASS'AWFUL PRANK SHOW.

- IT'S REALLY BAD.

[police siren]

- THE FUCK'S THIS,THE MILLION MAN MARCH?

PUT YOUR HANDS AGAINST THE CAR,EVERY ONE OF YOU.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

PUT YOUR HANDSAGAINST THE CAR.

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND.

YEAH, YOU CAN HELP MEBY SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

THIS ISN'T A MOVIE THEATER,ARSENIO.

HEY, ANDRE 3000,

PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDSON THE CAR.

- MAN, I'M CLEAN, MAN.- YEAH, WHAT'S THIS?

- IT'S MY WALLET.

- YEAH, I BET THERE'SNO MONEY IN IT.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKINGASHY MOTHERFUCKER.

HOW MANY PRE-PAID MINUTESYOU GOT ON HERE?

SHOULDN'T YOU BE DRINKINGSOMETHING PURPLE?

WHAT'D YOU SAY?- YOU NEED A BREATH MINT.

- YEAH?

SHIT JUST GOT REAL,DIDN'T IT MOTHERFUCKER?

YOU GOT SOME FUCKINGDUMB COMMENT

YOU WANNA SAY NOW, MOTHER--

HA, I CAN'T DO IT.

YOU'RE ON MY AWFUL PRANK SHOW.

I'M TODD GLASS.I'M A COMEDIAN.

IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL GUN.

I SMOKE TOO MUCH POTTO BE A REAL COP.

YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOKON YOUR DUMB FACES.

A CITY COP WOULDN'T EVENWORK THIS BEAT.

IT'S AN UNINCORPORATED AREA.

THAT'S WHAT SHERIFFS DO,YOU PILE OF SHIT.

YOU THINK I'M STUPID ENOUGHTO HARASS FOUR BLACK GUYS?

ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO WEARTHE FUNNY HATS LIKE THAT

WITH THE SHITON THE BACK?

YOU THINKI'M A FUCKING DUMB COP,

I'M GONNA RISK MY LIFEFOR STRANGERS?

I WOULDN'T TAKE A BULLETFOR MY FUCKING MOM.

I'M A WORKING COMEDIANWITH A PODCAST.

WOULD A COP HAVE$700 IN CASH ON HIM?

I DON'T THINK SO.

GOOD TIMES, HUH?GOOD TIMES.

all: IT'S TODD GLASS'AWFUL PRANK SHOW.

- IT'S IMPORTANT TO TODDI MAKE IT CLEAR

THAT HE ACTUALLY LOVESALL BLACK PEOPLE,

BUT STILL NOT SO CRAZYABOUT MEXICANS.

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