Celebrity Video - The Flower Shop

  • Season 1, Ep 102
  • 06/11/2009
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David Koechner orders his wife a bouquet of lovely roses with an unusual card. (1:27)

WELL, THEY'RE VERY FUNNY.

THANK YOU, DAVID.

LET'S ROLL THE CLIP.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HI.

HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

- WELL. YOU?

- GOOD.

I'D LIKE A BOUQUET

OF RED ROSES FOR MY WIFE,

AND I WOULD LIKE THE CARD--

OH, IS THERE A CARD?

OH, SURE.

YEAH, I'D LIKE

THE CARD TO READ,

"[BLEEP] YOU

AND [BLEEP] YOUR FAMILY."

WAIT, OH, I KNOW.

DO THIS.

NEW CARD--RIGHT.

WRITE, "[BLEEP] YOU."

- OKAY.

AND THEN

IN ANOTHER CARD,

IT'LL BE JUST BEHIND

THAT CARD IN THE ENVELOPE,

AND IT'LL SAY...

[CLEARS THROAT]

"AND [BLEEP] YOUR FAMILY."

- SO WHEN SHE GETS IT,

SHE OPENS IT UP LIKE,

"[BLEEP] YOU."

OOH!

AND THEN SHE SEES

THE NEXT ONE--BA-BOOM.

"AND [BLEEP]

YOUR FAMILY TOO."

AND THEN THE FLOWERS

WILL BE LIKE,

OH, I THOUGHT

THEY WERE SOMETHING GOOD,

BUT IT'S KIND OF LIKE

THE THIRD "[BLEEP] YOU"

'CAUSE THEN SHE REALIZES,

OH, THESE ARE

SARCASTIC FL

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