Video Breakdown - Handy in the Park - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 4
  • 02/21/2012
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Therapist Joe helps Daniel analyze video footage of a couple making use of their hands in the park. (1:51)

THAT IS MY FAVORITE SCENEIN THE SOUND OF MUSIC.

NOW LET'S FIND OUTIF THIS PICNIC

HAS A HAPPY ENDINGIN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

HIS HAND IS DEFINITELYIN THE HONEY POT.

THIS MUST BE A FOREIGN COUNTRY,BECAUSE IN AMERICA,

ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND UNWILLINGVICTIMS HAVE SEX IN PARKS.

SHE MOVES FASTBECAUSE WE ALL KNOW REDHEADS

DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FOREPLAYIN DIRECT SUNLIGHT.

OH, MAN.

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEEWHAT THERAPIST JOE

SAYS ABOUTTHIS BLIND DATE.

YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH HIM.HE'S A THERAPIST.

IT'S JUST WHAT EVERY GUY WANTS--A DRY TUGGER.

YOU KNOW WHO GIVESTHE BEST HANDIES?

ME...TO MY OWN PENIS...

AND MY FRIENDS...

AND SOMEOF THEIR FRIENDS.

AND THAT'S IT.

EASY, BIG RED.

NORTH AND SOUTH,NOT EAST AND WEST.

GOOD LORD,THAT LOOKS AWFUL.

IS SHE ABOUT TO THROW DICEIN HIS PANTS?

I'LL BETTHE COME LINE.

OOPS.

WE GOT A SHOOTERON THE GRASSY KNOLL.

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIMETO BREAK UP WITH HER.

GRASS AND DNA ARETHE TOUGHEST STAINS TO GET OUT.

RIGHT?

YOU GOTTA PRESOAK.

NOW GO ICEYOUR SHOULDER.

YOU'RE PROBABLY PITCHINGAGAIN TONIGHT.

HEY!

THE PARK IS NOTYOUR SPOOGE RAG.

AT LEAST A BEAUTIFUL TREEWILL GROW THERE NOW.

BY THE WAY, I'M AWARETHIS MAY RUIN THIS GIRL'S LIFE,

BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'TJERK GUYS OFF IN A MEADOW.

I'M JUST GLAD HE FINISHED UPBEFORE THE DISC GOLFERS ARRIVED.

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

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