Extended Interview - Guy on Shrooms' Web Intervention - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 326
  • 10/18/2011
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Daniel asks the Guy on Shrooms about his drug use, his choice of weapon and his relationship with his mom. (6:27)

>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM, TIM?

>> I'M FROM APPLETON, WISCONSIN.

>> WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO DO

IN APPLETON BESIDES DRUGS?

>> MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IS

JUST GO FOR LONG WALKS AND LOOK

FOR CELL PHONE TOWERS,

SO I CAN AVOID GETTING REALLY

CLOSE TO THEM.

>> WHAT'S A STEREOTYPE ABOUT

WISCONSIN THAT YOU DON'T FEEL IS

VERY ACCURATE?

>> I THINK THEY'RE ALL PRETTY

ACCURATE, ACTUALLY.

>> WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

>> I AM CURRENTLY UNDEREMPLOYED

AT A PIZZA HUT.

>> I LIKE UNDEREMPLOYED.

ALL RIGHT, TELL ME ABOUT THE

VIDEO.

WHEN WAS THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED?

>> THAT WAS TWO SUMMERS AGO.

I ATE A MUSHROOM THAT'S

CLASSIFIED AS A POISON IN THIS

COUNTRY AND--

>> PORTOBELLO?

>> WELL, NO.

THIS IS ACTUALLY A DIFFERENT--

DIFFERENT KIND.

IT'S ACTUALLY THE OLDEST DRUG

KNOWN TO MAN.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE

UNIVERSE AND, LIKE, HOW IT'S

KIND OF OUT OF BALANCE AND,

LIKE, THE IMBALANCE IS KIND OF,

LIKE, WHAT MAKES IT MOVE

IN MY MIND ANYWAY.

>> OKAY.

>> I WAS ON MUSHROOMS.

AND THAT'S TOTALLY IRONIC

BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER I HAD THAT

THOUGHT, ALL THIS STUFF

HAPPENED.

I WAS AT HOME BY MYSELF, AND MY

MOM CAME HOME.

I DON'T REMEMBER SOME OF IT.

SHE SAYS THAT I TOOK OFF ALL MY

CLOTHES AND SAT DOWN ON THE

FLOOR, AND I STARTED SAYING A

BUNCH OF THINGS THAT DIDN'T MAKE

SENSE, AND ONE OF THE THINGS I

SAID WAS, "MUSHROOMS."

ANOTHER THING I SAID WAS,

"I'M GONNA DIE."

SHE CALLED 911, BUT THEY ALSO

HAD A POLICE OFFICER WITH 'EM,

AND THAT SCARED ME, SO I WAS

LIKE, "OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA LAY

DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW."

>> YOU WERE STILL NAKED?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> DID YOU GET RUG BURN ON YOUR

WEINER?

>> I DON'T RECALL THAT, BUT ONCE

THE COPS STARTED, LIKE,

STRAPPING ME TO TABLES--

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THAT

TO SOMEBODY THAT'S EATEN,

YOU KNOW, ANY KIND OF

HALLUCINOGEN.

WHEN I WOULD, LIKE, COME BACK

INTO REALITY AND REALIZE WHAT

WAS HAPPENING, I JUST--

I'M NATURALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC,

SO...

>> I AM TOO.

I WAS GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBIC

WATCHING IT.

>> YEAH, AND I HATE, LIKE, BEING

STRAPPED DOWN, AND EVENTUALLY

THEY BROUGHT ME TO THE EMERGENCY

ROOM, AND I WAS TOTALLY, LIKE,

BACK INTO NORMAL REALITY, BUT

THEY INSISTED ON KEEPING ME

STRAPPED ONTO THIS TABLE,

AND IT JUST--

IT ABSOLUTELY--IT WAS PROBABLY

THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE,

AND SO THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S

REALLY IRONIC THAT I WAS JUST

THINKING ABOUT HOW THE WORST

EXPERIENCES IN RICH--

THE RICHNESS OF THE UNIVERSE,

AND THAT'S A GOOD THING.

>> I WILL ALMOST AGREE THAT THAT

WORST EXPERIENCE FOR YOU DID

ENRICH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE.

>> [laughing]

>> HAVE YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

I WATCHED THE VERY FIRST VIDEO.

THEY WERE USING IT FOR A POLICE

TRAINING VIDEO.

>> UH-HUH.

>> SO IN A WAY, I'M FLATTERED

THAT THEY'RE USING ME FOR A

POLICE TRAINING VIDEO.

I MEAN...

>> DO YOU GET RESIDUALS FROM IT?

>> NO, I SHOULD.

>> WELL, IF YOU'RE TRAINING

PEOPLE, THERE SHOULD BE SOME

KICKBACK.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> WHEN THEY USE THIS AS A

TRAINING, ARE THEY SAYING THAT

THE COPS DID A GOOD JOB OR THIS

IS NOT WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?

>> I THINK THEY'RE SAYING THAT,

YOU KNOW, THIS IS HOW YOU

RESPOND TO SOMEONE THAT'S REALLY

AGGRESSIVE AND YOU NEED, LIKE,

20,000 PEOPLE TO CONTROL 'EM,

WHICH IS ME.

>> DID YOU EVER THINK YOU COULD

BREAK OUT OF THOSE RESTRAINTS BY

MAKING YOUR EXPLOSION NOISE?

>> KA-BOOSH!

I THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS PART OF

THE WHOLE, LIKE, "I WAS GONNA

DIE" THING, AND THAT THEY WERE

ACTUALLY GONNA SQUEEZE THE AIR

OUT OF MY LUNGS.

>> DID YOU END UP DYING?

>> I THINK I MAY HAVE JUST CAME

INFINITELY CLOSER AND CLOSER TO

THE MOMENT OF DYING AND WAS

REBORN.

>> YOU MIGHT BE JESUS.

>> WELL, LET'S NOT GO OVERBOARD.

>> WHY WOULDN'T THEY LET YOU

GRAB YOUR BALLS?

>> THAT STILL BOTHERS ME TO THIS

DAY BECAUSE, I MEAN, EVEN NOW

I'M SINKING INTO THIS COUCH.

>> A MAN SOMETIMES HAS TO TOUCH

HIS BALLS.

YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THAT.

>> I--YEAH.

>> ARE YOU COMFORTABLE BEING

NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

I WAS BEFORE THIS, BUT I HAVE

MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT IT.

>> SINCE THEN, HAS YOUR--

DOES YOUR MOTHER NOW KNOW HOW TO

REACT WHEN YOU'RE ON SHROOMS?

>> I HAVEN'T DONE THEM SINCE.

>> YOU HAVEN'T DONE SHROOMS

ONE TIME SINCE THEN?

>> NO. NO, NOT AT ALL.

>> REALLY?

>> YEAH, I'M REALLY NOT BIG INTO

DRUGS AT ALL.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE ON

YOUR RECORD?

>> MARIJUANA POSSESSION, YEAH.

I MIGHT AS WELL JUST TELL THE

WORLD, YOU KNOW?

>> HAVE YOU EVER PARTICIPATED IN

THE DARE PROGRAM?

>> NO.

>> FUCKING STUPID PROGRAM.

ARE YOU A MAMA'S BOY?

>> I DOUBT IT.

I HARDLY EVER, LIKE--

I TRY TO AVOID HER AS MUCH AS

POSSIBLE.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I LOVE HER AND

EVERYTHING, BUT I JUST TRY TO BE

OUT OF THE HOUSE AS MUCH AS

POSSIBLE, GET ON WITH MY LIFE,

SO I CAN, LIKE, FOCUS AND BE A

MAN, AND THEN I CAN COME HOME

AND...

LIVE WITH MY MOM AGAIN.

FOCUS BACK ON THE SHOVEL!

GRAB A SHOVEL!

>> WHY DID YOU ASK YOUR MOTHER

FOR A SHOVEL?

>> APPARENTLY, I WANTED HER TO

GET A SHOVEL SO THAT SHE COULD,

LIKE, HELP GET THESE PEOPLE AWAY

AND FREE ME FROM THE TABLE SO

THAT I JUST WOULDN'T BE

STRAPPED DOWN.

>> SHOVEL IS THE GO-TO?

>> [laughing] I GUESS.

>> OKAY.

AND YOU FORGIVEN YOURSELF FOR

EATING ALL THE MEAT.

>> ALL THE MEAT I'VE EATEN,

I FORGIVE MYSELF.

>> HOW MUCH MEAT HAD YOU EATEN?

>> JUST ALL THE COWS THAT I'VE

EATEN, YOU KNOW?

>> AND WAS THAT A RELATIONSHIP

TO COWS' SHIT AND WHERE

MUSHROOMS COME FROM?

>> NO, BECAUSE THESE MUSHROOMS

ACTUALLY GROW IN BIRCH FORESTS.

>> SO WHY WERE YOU FORGIVING

YOURSELF FOR THAT SIN?

>> I'M NOT SURE THAT IT IS A SIN

BECAUSE--

>> I'M NOT EITHER.

>> I'M A HUMAN BEING, AND I SEEM

TO THRIVE ON MEAT, BUT I'VE

ALWAYS BEEN CONFLICTED ABOUT

THAT BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMALS,

AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KILL

SOMETHING TO EAT IT.

>> THAT MEANS YOU'RE A PRETTY

PURE PERSON IF THAT THOUGHT CAME

TO YOUR MIND.

>> [scoffs] NAH.

>> WELL, I MEAN, IT'D BE A LOT

WORSE IF YOU WERE LIKE,

"I APOLOGIZE ABOUT THAT KID I

KILLED AND BURIED IN THE

BACKYARD."

>> [laughing]

>> DID YOU GET A TICKET OR ANY

JAIL TIME?

>> NO, BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY

NOT AN ILLEGAL MUSHROOM.

>> OH.

HAS THAT VIDEO MADE YOU MORE

POPULAR IN YOUR HOMETOWN?

>> ONLY AFTER I TOLD, LIKE, TWO

OR THREE PEOPLE THAT I WAS

COMING HERE TO DO THIS.

>> THIS IS GONNA OPEN UP WAY

MORE DOORS FOR YOU.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> PIZZA HUT'S GONNA HAVE A LONG

LINE.

>> [laughing]

>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF

HERE.

I GOT US TICKETS TO THE

LADY ANTEBELLUM LASER LIGHT SHOW

AT THE PLANETARIUM.

>> ALL RIGHT. COOL.

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