Chat Roulette - Uncensored

  • Season 2, Ep 207
  • 02/24/2010
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Contrary to popular belief, Chat Roulette is not just a bunch of dudes masturbating on their webcams. (2:30)

- OH, HELLO.

- I HOPE THIS IS THE GIRL.

- HOW YOU DOING?

LET ME JUST, UH...

BAHH!

BAHH!

- THOSE ARE SOME OF THE PEOPLETHAT YOU CAN MEET

ON CHATROULETTE.

IT'S A WEBSITE WHERE YOU GETRANDOMLY CONNECTED

TO ANOTHER PERSONWITH A WEBCAM

ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

YOU OR THEY CAN HIT "NEXT"ANYTIME YOU WANT,

AND A NEW PERSONWILL COME UP.

THIS COULD CHANGELIFE AS WE KNOW IT.

LOOK AT THE POSSIBILITIES.

CHATROULETTE COULDUNITE THE WORLD.

I'D NEVER BEEN ON BEFORE,SO WE RECORDED MY FIRST TIME,

AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT.

HEY, FREAK.

THAT'S DISGUSTING.

THAT THING IS TINY.

THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR THUMBINSIDE YOUR FIST.

NO.

DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?I'M FAMOUS.

- TOSH? TOSH.0?

- HA HA!- TALK TO ME.

- HOW DARE YOU SPREAD HATEOVER THE INTERNET?

HA, I LIKE THAT.

HEY THERE, BUDDY.FINISH IT UP.

OH, COME ON!

THAT IS NOT NECESSARY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

- IS THAT DANIEL TOSH?

- YES.

- HOLY [bleep].

I'M TALKINGTO DANIEL TOSH, GUYS.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOINGON CHATROULETTE?

- UH, NOT LOOKING FOR [bleep].

- [laughs]

- WHOA.

- HEY!HEY, COME ON!

[laughs]

SO WHAT WE LEARNED

IS THAT IT'S JUSTA LOT OF DUDES WHACKING IT.

AND SOME OF THEMHAVE SEEN MY SHOW.

[laughter]

MAYBE I WAS JUST ON DURINGMASTURBATION RUSH HOUR.

SO I'D LIKE TO GIVE ITA SECOND CHANCE

AND BE THE FIRST-EVERTO PUT AN ENTIRE

LIVE TELEVISION AUDIENCEON CHATROULETTE

TO LET YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF.

HERE WE GO.

[audience groans]

THAT'S--

THAT'S--ALL RIGHT, NEXT.

I ACTUALLY--LISTEN,HONESTLY, ALL KIDDING ASIDE,

I LIKE THOSE UNDERWEAR.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT.

[audience groans]

OH.NO, THAT'S CUTE.

DO YOU THINK IF IT COMES OUTAND SEES ITS SHADOW,

WE'LL HAVE FOUR MORE WEEKSOF WINTER?

THAT IS ENOUGH BLURRED-OUTSCHLONG FOR ONE SHOW.

GO TO OUR BLOGIF YOU WANT MORE.

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