Web Redemption - Male Cheerleader - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 425
  • 10/23/2012
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Daniel gives a failed male cheerleader the chance to join the likes of some other loose women no one has ever heard of. (7:03)

>> I'M AT THE DENVER BRONCOS

CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS TO BE THE

FIRST MALE BRONCOS

CHEERLEADER...

EVER.

NO MALE HAS EVER MADE IT THROUGH

AUDITION.

I DON'T EVEN NO IF A MALE MADE

IT TO AUDITION.

I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.

I GAVE ALL I GOT AND I JUST

DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT.

>> Tosh: I HEARD YOU GOT TO BE A

REAL SLUT TO MAKE THE BRONCOS

CHEERLEADING TEAM.

THAT POM-POM PRINCESS SASHA AND

HE'S NOT GOING LET HIS SHLONG

GET NAT WAY.

HE'S BRAVE.

EVERYBODY IN THAT CITY IS INSANE

AND THE ALTITUDE IS ABOUT TO

MAKE PEYTON MANNING'S FOREHEAD

EXPLODE.

IF THEY HIRED SASHA THEY'D HAVE

TO HIRE HIM TWICE AS MUCH

BECAUSE MEN CAN DO A FULL DAY'S

WORK IN THE TIME IT TAKES A

WOMAN TO TELL A CO-WORKER ABOUT

HER WEEKEND AND IF IT WEREN'T

FOR MEN THE PLANET WOULD BE

OVERRUN WITH SPIDERS.

I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

NOW WOMEN FORCE US TO GO TO

COUPLES THERAPY IF WE DON'T

REPLY TO THEIR TEXT FAST ENOUGH.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO REAL MEN LEFT

IN THE WORLD, LUMERJACKS AND

LIAM NEESON.

EVERYBODY ELSE IS JUST A WOOS

WITH A MACBOOK.

AM I LESS OF A MAN BECAUSE I SIT

DOWN TO PEE AND WEAR MAKE UP

MORE.

I GUARANTEE I BANG MORE CENTER

FOLDS THAN ANY OF YOU.

HE'S NOT AFRAID TO DANCE AND

CHEER AND THAT MAKES HIM A MAN

IN MY BOOK SO I BROUGHT HIM TO

L.A.

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

HERE IS YOUR CHECK.

IF YOU LEAVE A BIG TIP I'LL LET

YOU PUT YOUR TIP ANYWHERE YOU'D

LIKE.

I GOT DOUBLE SACKS.

>> IT'S ME SASHA.

>> HEY, GLAD YOU CAN COME.

I WANT YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT IT

FEELS LIKE TO BE DISCRIMINATED

AGAINST.

I HAVE SMALL BESTS.

>> GET BACK TO WORK.

>> Tosh: SUCK MY [BLEEP].

WHERE YOU FROM?

>> DENVER, COLORADO.

>> Tosh: ARE YOU A PASSIONATE

SPORTS FANS?

>> I'D SAY AM BECAUSE WHEN THE

GUYS ARE PLAYING AND THE GAME IS

HAPPENING --

>> Tosh: YOU GET EXCITED?

>> YEAH.

I GET EXCITED WHEN WE SCORE A

TOUCHDOWN.

>> Tosh: WHY DID YOU WANT TO

BECOME A BRONCOS CHEERLEADER.

>> I REALIZED WE DON'T HAVE A

MALE PRESENCE OUT THERE CHEERING

FOR THE TEAM.

>> Tosh: ARE YOU A PASSIONATE

DANCER?

>> WHEN I DANCE --

>> Tosh: MM-HMM.

>> I LOSE MYSELF.

>> Tosh: DO YOU FEEL YOU WERE

SNUBBED BECAUSE OF YOUR

GENITALIA.

>> NO, I'VE ONLY BEEN DANCING

TWO MONTHS.

>> Tosh: ARE YOU GOING TO TRY

OUT TO OR THE DENVER BRONCOS

NEXT YEAR?

TAKE AS LONG AS YOU'D LIKE WITH

THIS QUESTION.

>> YEAH.

YEAH.

>> Tosh: YOU SHOULDN'T AND

HERE'S WHY, YOU WEREN'T VERY

GOOD.

>> I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MIGHT

THINK I AM NOT AT THE LEVEL OF

THE GIRLS WHO HAVE BEEN DANCING

SINCE THEY WERE THREE YEARS OLD

--

>> Tosh: WELL THAT'S WHAT IT

TAKES TO BECOME A DENVER BRONCOS

CHEERLEADER.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE UPPER

ECHELON.

IF YOU WANT TO CHEER FOR J.V.

SQUAD BUT THEY'RE TOP OF THE

CLASS.

>> YOU'RE POKING MY DREAMS HERE.

>> Tosh: OF COURSE, I HAVE TO

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE

SOMEONE LIKE ME WHAT'S GOING TO

INSPIRE YOU?

>> I GOTCHA.

YOU'RE LIKE THE BULLY.

>> Tosh: NO, I'M LIKE THE

FATHER.

WHAT WAS YOUR PASSION BEFORE

DANCE?

>> VIDEO PRODUCTION.

>> Tosh: BEFORE THAT.

>> VIDEO.

>> Tosh: BEFORE THAT.

>> MY MOTHER.

>> Tosh: OKAY.

WHAT DID YOUR FATHER THINK OF

THIS VIDEO?

>> HE WAS VERY SURPRISED BY WHAT

I'M DOING.

IT'S NOT WHAT HE EXPECTED FOR

HIS SON.

>> Tosh: HE WAS SHOCKED.

>> HE WAS SHOCKED.

>> Tosh: ALL RIGHT.

AND YOUR MOM, WHAT DID SHE THINK

OF IT?

>> SHE ALSO A BIT LIKE SHOCKED.

>> Tosh: WHO WILL ALL THESE

PEOPLE THAT WILL SHOCKED.

IT SEEMS LIKE A COMPLETE PART OF

YOUR PERSONALITY.

OUTRAGEOUS, GOING FOR.

>> EXACTLY.

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

>> Tosh: JUST GETTING TONS OF

[BLEEP] IN THE PROCESS.

>> I LIKE TO CALL THEM MY

SISTERS.

>> Tosh: OKAY.

WERE YOU HONESTLY SHOCKED YOU

DIDN'T GET PICKED?

>> IN MY HEART IT WAS LIKE, UGL.

>> Tosh: DON'T YOU WANT PEOPLE

TO LEARN?

>> I THINK ANYBODY CAN BE A

CHEERLEADER.

>> Tosh: EXCEPT FOR YOU?

>> IF THEY WORK HARD AT IT.

>> Tosh: LISTEN, THERE ARE NO

GLASS CEILINGS FOR MEN.

WE'RE THE ONES THAT INSTALLED

THEM.

FORGET ABOUT THE DENVER BRONCOS

BECAUSE I GOT YOU A GIG WITH THE

WORLD FAMOUS PUSSYCAT DOLLS.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEARN THE LIKED

OF FLICK OLE SHER ZINGER.

ARE YOU EXCITED?

>> I'M EXCITED.

>> Tosh: I CAN TELL.

TONIGHT IS A TREAT YOU HAVE THE

PUSSYCAT DOLLS AND THE FIRST

EVER PUSSILESS PUSSYCAT DOLL.

THE WORLD WANT TO KNOW, ARE YOU

READY TO WATCH MY BOY SASHA GIVE

IT ANOTHER SHOT?

[APPLAUSE]

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>> Tosh: PERFECT.

GREAT NEWS, SASHA, JUST GOT OFF

THE PHONE WITH THE NEW YORK JETS

AND THEY WANT YOU!

>> AS A CHEERLEADER?

>> Tosh:

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