Calling ASU Girls - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 323
  • 09/27/2011
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While he's feeling lonely, Daniel calls the students at Arizona State University who gave him their phone numbers. (2:29)

I DID PRETTY WELL WHEN ITCAME TO GETTING THE DIGITS

FROM THE LADIESAND THE FELLAS.

- I'M KELLY.- HI, KELLY. OH, WHOA, WHOA!

- THIS IS OUR NUMBERAND ADDRESS.

- PLEASE CALL ME.- DON'T RIP IT UP.

- HERE IS THE NUMBERFOR SOMEBODY

WHO'S DOWN FORA SAN FRANCISCO BIRDFEEDER.

- YOU SHOULD COME TOTHE RAGE CASTLE.

- TAKE THIS.- I'LL TAKE IT.

- DO YOU WANT TO BLAZE?

- I'M STILL A VIRGIN,SO HERE'S MY NUMBER.

- OH, I APPRECIATE THAT.

AFTER I GOT HOME, I WASFEELING A LITTLE LONELY,

SO I MADE A FEW DOZEN

REGRETTABLE LATE NIGHTPHONE CALLS.

[line ringing]

- HELLO?- HEY, WHAT'S UP?

IT'S DANIEL.- DANIEL TOSH?

- YEAH, YOU GAVE ME YOURPHONE NUMBER LAST WEEK.

WHAT--WHATWERE YOUR INTENTIONS?

- UM, ANYTHING REALLY.- ANYTHING?

[line ringing]

- HELLO?

- HEY IS NOW A GOOD TIMETO FUCK?

IT'S DANIEL.

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