Video Breakdown - Base Falling

  • Season 4, Ep 18
  • 07/17/2012
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Base jumping is like suicide with a backpack on, especially when your chute doesn't open. (2:28)

I'M NOT EVEN A COUNSELOR

THERE.

IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

BASE JUMPING, YOU ARE GOING

LOVE THIS NEXT CLIP.

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

[LAUGHTER]

>> AND THAT CONCLUDES THE

MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THIS

WEEK'S BREAK DOWN.

HE PROBABLY JUST GOT THE

WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM.

YOU NEVER DO JOKES ABOUT

SOMEBODY DYING.

IT'S DISRESPECTFUL.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU

DIED?

I'M GOING TO CLEAR THE AIR

BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER.

ACCORDING TO THIS NEWSCAST,

HE'S NOT DEAD.

JUST LOWERABLY INJURED.

>> A BASE JUMPER STAOIFD HIS

LEAP AFTER HIS PARACHUTE

DIDN'T OPEN.

>> HE BROKE SEVERAL BONES,

BUT INCREDIBLY, HE'S MADE A

FULL RECOVERY.

>> GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

LET'S MAKE FUN OF HIM.

ONLY RUSSIA COULD STILL BE

THIS UGLY AND DEPRESSING

UNDER A BLANKET OF DEAD

SNOW.

A DEAD SHOULD BE AND THREE

SMOKESTACKS.

FROM UP THERE I BUT YOU CAN

SEE SARAH PALIN SITTING

AROUND FLICKING HER BEAN.

COME ON.

DOING JOKES ABOUT SARAH

PALIN IS NEVER APPROPRIATE.

SHE HAS A SPECIAL NEEDS

CHILD.

[LAUGHTER]

>> BASE JUMPING IS

COMMITTING SUICIDE WITH A

BACKPACK ON.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE SHAKE

FROM NERVES OR THE VOLTAGE

FROM THAT ELECTRICAL TOWER.

LET'S GO, ONE, TWO, TWO AND

THREE QUARTERS, JUMP!

I THINK HIS CHUTE SHRUNK.

THAT TINY PARACHUTE COULD

BEAR SLAVE A G.I. JOE.

THAT'S WHY I LAUNDER MINE ON

COLD AND LINE DRY IT.

THAT'S A BIGGER FLOP THAN

THE NO BEN STILLER MOVIE.

OKAY.

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT

BEN STILLER.

I'VE SEEN SAFER LANDINGS IN

A ROAD RUNNER CARTOON.

NO ONE DIES IN RUSSIA.

THEY'RE LIKE VAMPIRES OR

HUGH HEFNER.

I'M JUST GLAD HE'S STILL

ALIVE GIVEN THE

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