Brazil Soccer Goal

  • Season 6, Ep 615
  • 05/27/2014
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Some Brazilian soccer fans celebrate a goal in an alarmingly violent fashion, and Daniel demonstrates the dangers of dating Brazilian supermodels. (0:50)

NOW, WHO'S EXCITEDFOR THE WORLD CUP?

RIO 2014:

LAST TEAM ALIVE WINS.

[people screaming]

[gunfire]

SAVE YOUR AMMO.

THERE MIGHT BE A BAD CALL LATER.

BRAZIL'S REAL NATIONAL SPORTIS MURDERING TOURISTS.

BETWEEN THE WORLD CUPAND THE OLYMPICS,

EVERY SPORTS FANWILL BE DEAD BY 2016.

NOW, OFF TO BEHEADTHE OTHER TEAM'S CAPTAIN.

IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT

WHERE YOU CAN'T EVEN SAFELY DATEBRAZILIAN SUPERMODELS ANYMORE.

click!

- YES!- COME ON.

YOU SAID NO SPINSIES.

- YEAH.- AH, DAMN IT.

I JUST REMODELED.

- BRAZIL'S NUMBER ONE!

[explosion booms]

- THE ONLY THING BRAZILIANS HATE

MORE THAN SPORTSMANSHIPIS PUBES.

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