Video Breakdown - Killacycle

  • Season 4, Ep 423
  • 10/09/2012
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Here's why a sidewalk is not the best place to break the land speed record. (1:58)

- THIS IS THE WORLD'SQUICKEST ELECTRIC DRAG BIKE.

THEY'RE SAFER THANANYTHING ELSE OUT THERE.

- HE'S GONNA DOA BURNOUT FOR US.

[engine revving]

- MAN AND MACHINEIN PERFECT HARMONY.

LET'S FIND OUT IF THE KILLACYCLELIVES UP TO ITS NAME

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

I DON'T KNOW MUCHABOUT MOTORCYCLES,

BUT A SIDEWALKCANNOT BE THE BEST PLACE

TO BREAKTHE LAND SPEED RECORD.

ALL RIGHT, NO PROTECTIVELEATHER CLOTHING? CHECK.

NO HELMET?CHECK.

UNATHLETIC SCIENTIST?CHECK.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

[engine revving]

OH, GOT AWAY FROM HIMA LITTLE BIT.

THAT IS ONE TOUCHY THROTTLE.

FOR HIS SAKE,I HOPE HE SHOT BACK TO 1955,

BACK WHEN PEOPLEWOULD ACTUALLY

ENJOY A SETH MACFARLANEMUSICAL NUMBER.

[engine roaring, squealing]

OKAY, I CAN'T TELLIF THAT WAS THE SOUND BARRIER

OR HIS LEGS BEING SHATTERED.

HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SAFERSITTING IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.

THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT CALLED

THE TOTALLY-EASY-TO-RIDE-A-CYCLE.

THANK GOODNESSHE T-BONED A PARKED CAR.

OTHERWISE, HE'D BEHALFWAY TO SEATTLE BY NOW.

HEY, THAT REMINDS ME.

COMEDY CENTRALONCE BOUGHT CARLOS MENCIA

A CUSTOM CHOPPERFOR OVER 150 GRAND.

THAT'S THE APPROPRIATERESPONSE.

OH, WHAT A BLOW TOTHE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY.

MURDERED BY HIS OWN CREATION,JUST LIKE DAVE THOMAS.

GOD DAMN YOU,SOURDOUGH BACON CHEESEBURGER!

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,THAT'S ME WITH DAVE.

WE WERE LIKE THIS.

RELAX, IF ANYONE HADACTUALLY DIED IN THIS VIDEO,

FOX NEWS WOULD HAVESHOWN IT FIRST.

NOW LAY STILLFOR THE CHALK OUTLINE.

OH, I'M SUREHE'D GIVE US A THUMBS-UP

IF HIS BRAIN COULD STILLSEND SIGNALS TO HIS ARMS.

TOO BAD THERE ISN'TA MUCH FASTER VEHICLE

THAT COULD WHISK HIM AWAYTO THE HOSPITAL.

JUST REMEMBER THATHIS EXPERIENCE IS NOT TYPICAL

AND MOST INVENTIONSARE NOT SUCCESSFUL.

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU, INVENTHELP.

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