Web Redemption - Stuck in an Elevator

  • Season 2, Ep 213
  • 06/23/2010
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Nick White was famously stuck in an elevator for 41 hours, but Daniel plans to help him break that record. (3:58)

[APPLAUSE]>> HEY, NICK.

>> HEY, DANIEL.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> LET'S START SMALL WITH AN ESCALATOR.

NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF HERE.

[BUZZER].

[BLEEP]. >> NO, NO!

HELP, HELP! TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

>> I BASICALLY WENT OUT FOR A CIGARETTE BREAK.

I GOT IN AN ELEVATOR WHERE I WASWORKING FOR 15 YEARS.

ON THE WAY UP, THE ELEVATOR GOT STUCK IN THE CONCRETE SHAFT.

WHEN I DID OPEN THE DOOR, FROM ZERO TO 39 WAS JUST CINDER BLOCK

SHAFT.

>> YOU WERE IN THERE 42 HOURS?

>> AROUND 41 HOURS, YEAH.

>> HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THERE?

DID YOU EVER GO UP TO THE TOP?

>> I TRIED.

THE LATCH IS LOCKED BY LAW.

THE HATCH IS NOT TO GET THERE.

IT'S FOR PEOPLE TO COME IN AND GET YOU.

>> EVERYONE THAT WATCHES THAT PROBABLY THINKS THEY COULD THINK

OF A WAY AND THERE SOLIDLY WASN'T --

>> I HAD LIKE A BOOK OF MATCHES AND THREE CIGARETTES.

>> BURN THAT [BLEEP] DOWN.

>> AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT OF DROPPING A MATCH DOWN THE SHAFT,

HOPING IT WOULD CREATE A FIRE.

AT SOME POINT I WAS LOSING IT.

>> DID YOU REALIZE THE SECURITY CAMERAS WERE ON YOU?

>> YES, I DID.

>> DID THAT DETER OR MOTIVATE YOU TO MASTURBATE?

>> EVERYBODY ASKS THAT QUESTION.

DID YOU EVER SEE THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS?

HOW COULD THAT GUY NOT JERK OFF.

>> I'VE NOT GONE 42 HOURS WITHOUT JERKING ON.

>> SOMETHING TOTALLY EROTIC ABOUT BEING STUCK IN AN

ELEVATEDER.

I DID PEE -- >> SO YOU DID PEE?

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.

NO.

>> HOW LONG AFTER THIS DID YOU START TO DEVELOP ACTUALLY A GOOD

SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT?

>> AS SOON AS THE LAWSUIT WAS OVER.

>> YOU REALIZED YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET PAID OFF OF IT?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU WEREN'T GOING TO GET PAIDOF IT?

>> NO.

>> I'D LIKE TO BREAK YOUR WORLD.

I'D LIKE TO BE THERE 41 HOURS.

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF I CAN DO ITWITH YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE AT THE TOSH.0 OFFICES.

ARE YOU READY FOR TELL INVESTIGATOR RIDE OF YOUR LIFE?

>> LET'S GO FOR IT.

>> GET IN THERE! THAT'S MINE.

I CANNOT HOLD IT! >> PIZZA IS HERE!

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> THAT WAS OVER 30 MINUTES! SHOULD BE FREE!

THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO, NICK.

THERE YOU GO.

JOEY! >> HEY, JOEY!

>> WHAT'S UP?

>> ALL SET?

[BLEEP] YOU [BLEEP] MY GOOD O.G.

CUSH ON YOU.

BETTER STOP TELLING YOUR SISTER SHE BETTER NOT CALL ME.

>> WHAT'S WRONG?

>> WHAT'S WRONG?

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT A CALENDARWHAT'S WRONG.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! >> THAT'S BAD LUCK.

BAD LUCK.

>> CHECK, CHECK! >> NO, NO.

>> HEY. >> LET ME --

>> YOU SON OF A BITCH! >> GIRLS LOVE A JACUZZI.

>> I SHOCKED THE WORLD.

I SHOCKED THE WORLD! >> THE LAST ELEVATOR WAS A

SAUSAGE PARTY.

>> YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

>> THAT GUY HAS OVER FIVE MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE!

>> HOUSEKEEPING! >> DID WE HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

[COUGHING].

>> AFTER YOU.

>> I THINK WE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT OURSELVES.

NICE MEETING YOU, NICK.

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