Web Redemption - S**tty Rock Climber - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 419
  • 07/24/2012
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Thanks to Daniel and Aron Ralston, professional rock climber Jason Kruk gets a chance to climb without s**tting his pants. (7:15)

[LAUGHTER]

>> OH, I'M SO HUNG OVER.

GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[BLEEP]

>> SUPER STUFFED.

>> YEAH.

>> I [BLEEP]ED MY PANTS.

[LAUGHTER]

I JUST [BLEEP]ED MY PANTS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Tosh: TWO GUYS, ONE MOUNTAIN.

DOES SMART WOOL WICK AWAY HUMAN

PIECES.

THAT'S JASON KRUCK AND HE'S

RERESPECTED PLANNER.

[BLEEP]ING IN PUBLIC MEANS WHY

YOU PLANNED YOUR DAY WRONG.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BERRIES,

SEEDS AND OATS WERE IN THAT

TURD?

I WOULDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO EAT

IT.

I WASN'T A BOY SCOTT BECAUSE BOY

SCOUTS ARE HOMOPHOBIC IN OTHER

WORDS.

CLIMBING FOR CHILDREN AND

MONKEYS.

IF YOU'RE OVER 21 YOU SHOULD BE

SITTING IN A CHAIR ALL DAY

WAITING FOR A BLOOD CLOTS.

A CARABINER ISN'T GOING TO SAVE

YOUR LIFE, IT'S A FANCY KEY

CHAIN FOR FRAT DUDES.

IF GOD WANTED TO YOU CLIMB MT.

EVEREST HE WOULD HAVE PUT OXYGEN

UP THERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT BEATS THE HIGH OF

REACHING THE SUMMIT?

FLYING OVER IT IN YOUR PRIVATE

JET.

THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS SPACE

MOUNTAIN UNLESS YOU HAVE A FAST

PASS YOU'LL [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS.

HERE EVERYONE IS A SOCIAL

CLIMBER ON THIS WEEK'S WEB

REDEMPTION.

>> HEY, DANIEL.

>> GOOD MORNING, JASON.

I COULDN'T FINISH TO THE SUMMIT

SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK AND

REST UP.

YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST.

>> NO, I ATE THIS MORNING.

>> I BET YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND

WHEN YOU FIND OUT VI PIPING HOT

WAFFLES.

>> NOPE.

>> OKAY, THE BATHROOM?

>> NO.

>> OKAY.

I ON THE OTHER HAND NEED TO USE

THIS.

IF YOU GIVE ME A FEW SECONDS

I'LL BE GOOD TO GO.

WE'RE OKAY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'M AN EXPERIENCED CLIMBER.

>> Tosh: JASON WHERE ARE YOU

FROM?

>> BC CANADA.

>> Tosh: WHAT'S IT NEAR?

>> BETWEEN WHISTLER.

>> Tosh: GOOD LOOKING WOMEN UP

THERE.

>> RESPECT.

>> Tosh: WHEN WAS IT?

>> TWO YEARS AGO

>> Tosh: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE

DAY?

>> HE WOKE ME UP AND WE WERE

GOING TO SHOOT ON THE CRACK AND

AS IT GO NARROWER I KEPT WEDGING

MY KNEE FOR UPWARD PROGRESS AND

IT LOCKED IN THERE.

>> Tosh: HOW LONG WERE YOU

ACTUALLY IN THERE FOR?

>> 25 MINUTES, HALF AN HOUR.

>> Tosh: WHY DO YOU THINK HAVE

YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT

THEN?

>> BEFORE THE ROOT.

>> YOU DIDN'T THINK BEFORE WE

START THIS LET ME GO.

>> I'VE DONE THE CLIMB BEFORE

AND THOUGHT I'D ACE UP THERE

REAL QUICK.

>> Tosh: ONCE YOU REALIZE YOU

HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN

DID YOU [BLEEP] YOURSELF.

>> I WAS IN PAIN AND PROBABLY

GOING INTO SHOCK.

>> Tosh: IT WAS A STRATEGY.

DID YOU THINK BY [BLEEP]ING YOU

WOULD LOSE WEIGHT AND YOUR KNEE

WOULD GET SMALLER.

>> NO, IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN

HAVE YOU TO TAKE A [BLEEP].

>> Tosh: WAS IT LIQUID?

>> YES.

>> Tosh: YOU WERE IN WISCONSIN,

TEXAS AND ONCE IN HOLLYWOOD.

THAT'S THE LEAST PROUD.

THE OTHER TWO THERE'S

EXPLANATIONS.

>> TO BE HONEST I DON'T TRUST

ANYONE WHO HASN'T [BLEEP]ED

THEMSELVES AS AN ADULT.

>> Tosh: THANK YOU.

>> THEY'RE PROBABLY A LIAR.

>> Tosh: DO YOU KNOW WHO AARON

ROLF IS?

>> I READ HIS BOOK.

>> Tosh: DO YOU THINK YOUR

SITUATION WAS MORE DEVASTATING.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT CAN BE

ARGUED MINE WAS MORE

DEVASTATING.

HE LOST AN ARM.

>> Tosh: DID YOU GET AIR LIFTED.

>> NO.

>> Tosh: WHAT'S IT LIKE GOING TO

THE SUMMIT.

>> WE CALL IS A SKY DUMP.

OR A GOOD ARCHING PEE IS

SATISFYING.

>> Tosh: ANY DAYS OF AN ARCHING

PEE IS OVER.

MY URETHRA HAS BEEN RUINED FROM

YEARS OF ABUSE.

DOES THE CRAPPING BRING YOU TWO

CLOSER TOGETHER.

>> SORRY.

>> WE'RE ALREADY.

>> WE WEREN'T THAT GOOD A

BUDDIES BEFORE BUT BROUGHT US

CLOSER.

>> Tosh: WHAT DID YOUR FRIENDS

CALL YOU AFTER?

>> THEY CALLED ME POOPY FOR A

WHILE.

>> I WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN

CLIMB OUTDOORS BEFORE [BLEEP]ING

YOUR SELF.

READY TO GIVE IT A SHOT?

>> YEAH, LET'S GO.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE.

CAN I TRUE IN A KUDOS.

>> WHAT'S WRONG?

>> I HAVE TO POOP.

>> IN A SITUATION LIKE THANK YOU

HAVE TO START PANICKING

IMMEDIATELY.

>> I JUST [BLEEP]ED MY PANTS.

>> IF YOU [BLEEP] ON ME I WELL

[BLEEP]ING KILL YOU.

>> HEY, GUYS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> JAMES FRANCO, THE GUY FROM

THE MOVIE THAT PRETENDED TO CUT

HIS HAND OFF.

NO, I'M THE REAL JAMES FRANCO.

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU START PULLING

HARD WHEN YOUR ARM WAS STUCK?

>> I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

>> KNOCK IT OFF.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

I'M ABOUT TO [BLEEP] MY PANTS.

>> NOT ON MY WATCH.

>> IT WORKED.

NOW I DON'T HAVE TO POOP ANY

MORE.

>> GREAT, GET OUT OF HERE.

>> NO, DANIEL I CAN'T TAKE MY

FIST OUT OF HIS BUTT.

IT WOULDN'T BE SAFE.

I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO.

>> HAVE YOU TO CUT MY ARM OFF.

[LAUGHTER]

>> FIRST OF ALL WHY IN THE WORLD

DO YOU CLIMB WITH A CIRCULAR

SAW?

>> I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHY.

>> I CAN'T DO IT.

>> DAMN IT, DANIEL, HAVE YOU TO.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> NO!

[LAUGHTER]

>> Tosh: THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

>> THANKS.

>> YOU'RE A REAL HERO.

>> DON'T MENTION IT.

NOW GET OUT OF HERE YOU TWO.

>> I BETTER GET ANOTHER BOOK

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