Video Breakdown - Porta-Potty Swan Dive

  • Season 3, Ep 308
  • 03/01/2011
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When your buddy falls off a porta-potty, do you help him, or check his pockets first? (1:41)

WHAT'S NEXT?

GET OFF MY ROOF, I'M TRYING TO

GROW A TAIL IN HERE.

[LAUGHTER]

LET'S FIND OUT IF THIS TURD

FLOATS OR SINKS IN THIS WEEK'S

BREAKDOWN.

[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THIS IS AT THE PREAKNESS STAKES,

WHICH IS THE KENTUCKY DERBY'S

INBRED COUSIN.

NO FLOPPY HATS OR MINT JULEPS

HERE, JUST KEYSTONE LIGHT AND

JEAN SHORTS.

THIS IS WHERE THE REAL RACISTS

GO.

[LAUGHTER]

CLETUS IS ABOUT TO PARTAKE IN

ONE OF THEIR OLDEST TRADITIONS,

THE CRAP-DASH, THE POOP SCOOT,

THE DIARRHEA DERBY, THE KENTUCKY

DOOKEY.

WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.

THE STAKES ARE HIGH.

PLACE YOUR BETS!

HE STUMBLES OUT OF THE GATE.

HE IS DEFINITELY NOT A MUDDER.

HIS MUDDER WAS A MUDDER.

AND DOWN THE STRETCH HE COMES!

LOOKS HE JUST CAUGHT A WHIFF

FROM THAT [BLEEP] CHIMNEY.

[LAUGHTER]

GETTING PELTED WITH BEER CANS ON

TOP OF A PORTA-POTTY IS STILL

BETTER THAN SETTING FOOT INSIDE

OF ONE.

THIS IS THE MOST DIFFICULT PART

OF THE RACE, THE JUMP.

SHOULD BE EASY TO CLEAR A SIX

FOOT GAP WHEN YOU'VE BUILT UP NO

SPEED WHATSOEVER.

[LAUGHTER]

SO CLOSE!

THAT WAS A PHOTO FINISH.

I THINK HE MISSED IT BY A NOSE,

WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I HAD HIM IN

MY QUINELLA BOX.

IS HE DRUNK OR JUST WHITE?

[LAUGHTER]

PUT A BULLET IN HIM.

HIS RACING CAREER IS OVER.

OH, LOOK AT THIS, STEPHON

MARBURY PAYS HIS LAST RESPECTS

BY CHECKING HIS POCKETS FOR BEER

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