The Reprimand - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 423
  • 10/09/2012
  • Views: 55,197
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A mature tween confronts her pedophile uncle, and Daniel picks the worst time to break bad news to people. (4:00)

- [exhales deeply]

GOD DAMN IT,I LOST AGAIN.

WELL, THAT WAS A GOOD GAME.

- YEAH,THAT WAS A GOOD GAME.

- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

BUT I SURE FEELLIKE SOME ICE CREAM.

- SURE, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.- LET'S GO GET SOME.

- ALL RIGHT,PAUSE IT FOR A SECOND.

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE VIDEOS

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO TEACH KIDSAN IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON,

AND I THINK WE CAN ALL LEARNA LITTLE SOMETHING

ABOUT MORALS AND VALUESIF WE JUST KEEP WATCHING.

- IS IT OKAYIF I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

- YEAH, SURE.

- UNCLE JOE, I THINKYOU'RE A GREAT PERSON,

AND YOU'RE REALLY NICE,

AND I LIKE YOU A LOT.

BUT I GET A LITTLE BOTHERED

WHEN YOU USEGOD'S NAME IN VAIN.

LIKE, "BEEP DAMN IT."

SO I WAS WONDERING IFYOU COULD RESPECT MY FEELINGS

AND STOP SAYINGTHOSE THINGS.

- YEAH.

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOWIT BOTHERED YOU.

I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN.

- OKAY.

THANK YOU.I APPRECIATE IT.

- SURE.

- SEE, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAYYOU WILL EVER GUESS

THE HUMUNGOUS LEFT TURNTO CRAZY TOWN

THAT THIS VIDEOIS ABOUT TO TAKE.

- ACTUALLY, I HAVE ONE MORETHING I HAVE TO MENTION.

DO YOU REMEMBER YESTERDAY

WHEN I WENT OUTTO WALK THE DOG?

WELL, RIGHT BEFORE THATI WAS ONLINE

CHATTING WITH MY FRIENDUSING THE WEBCAM.

- MM-HMM.

- AND I LEFT IT ON

WHEN I WENT OUTTO WALK THE DOG,

AND MY FRIEND WAS ONLINE

THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIMEI WAS GONE.

[sighs]

YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOWABOUT THE WEBCAM BEING ON

BECAUSE OF THE SCREEN SAVER.

BUT SHE SAID THAT,A FEW MINUTES AFTER I LEFT,

YOU CAME IN AND TOOKSOME UNDERWEAR FROM MY DRAWER

AND THEN PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD,

THEN YOU DROPPED YOUR PANTSAND TOUCHED YOURSELF.

- GOD DAMN IT!

THIS IS A VERY STRANGEBASKIN-ROBBINS COMMERCIAL.

RIGHT NOWI BET HE'S THINKING,

"I'M GONNA HAVETO MURDER MY NIECE.

BUT FIRST,ANOTHER BITE OF ROCKY ROAD."

- THAT WAS UNCOOL.

YOU NEED TO MAKE SURETHAT THAT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

I DON'T WANNA EMBARRASS YOUUNNECESSARILY,

AND I THINK WE'RE BOTHMATURE ENOUGH TO RESOLVE THIS,

AND WE CAN KEEP THISA PRIVATE MATTER

IF YOU CAN PROMISE ME

THAT THIS WILL NEVER,EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

- I-I PROMISE IT WILLNEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THIS VIDEO SENDS OUTTHE COMPLETE WRONG MESSAGE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REPORTYOUR PEDOPHILE UNCLE

TO THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY,

NOT ASK NICELY

FOR HIM TO STOP RIFLINGTHROUGH YOUR PANTY DRAWER.

GETTING ICE CREAMIS NOT THE RIGHT TIME

TO HAVE A SERIOUSCONVERSATION.

THAT'S LIKE METAKING MY FAMILY TO DISNEY

AND TELLING THEM,

"I KNOW THE WHEREABOUTSOF NATALEE HOLLOWAY,"

RIGHT BEFORETHE TOWER OF TERROR DROPS.

THAT'S LIKE HAVINGA PICNIC IN THE PARK

WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND...

LOOK, HONEY.

FUCKED YOUR SISTERLAST NIGHT.

- WHAT?

- SHH.

WE'RE IN A LIBRARY.

IS THAT YOU, MR. BORDEN?

- YEAH, DOC,I'LL BE OUT IN A SEC.

- HEY, UH,WHILE YOU'RE SITTING DOWN,

I GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU.

YOUR SON DIDN'T SURVIVETHE OPERATION.

- [groans]

- HANG IN THERE.

I DIDN'T TOUCH MY PENIS,BECAUSE LIKE MOST DOCTORS,

I DON'T LIKE TO WASH MY HANDSBETWEEN SURGERIES.

APPARENTLY THIS SHOW STILL HASA VIEWER VIDEO SEGMENT,

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