Parallel Parking

  • Season 2, Ep 204
  • 02/03/2010
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It is a stereotype that women can't drive, but it is a fact that they can't parallel park. (2:51)

[LAUGHTER]

>> THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA

TO GET.

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, IT'S A STEREOTYPE THAT

WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE, BUT IT IS A

FACT THAT THEY CANNOT PARALLEL

PARK, AND I DECIDED TO PROVE IT.

ALRIGHT, I'M HERE WITH CHRIS.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> FINE.

THANK YOU.

>> ARE YOU A GOOD PARALLEL

PARKER?

>> HONEST?

>> YES.

>> HA.

NO, NOT REALLY.

>> WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO

PARALLEL PARK IN THIS HUGE

PARKING SPACE -- MIGHT I ADD,

HUGE -- MY VAN?

OKAY.

WE HAVE A CANADIAN SENIOR

CITIZEN THAT IS REALLY REALLY

OLD.

DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE ABLE TO

DO IT?

>> AUDIENCE: NO!

>> THAT IS NOT A GOOD ANGLE.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU ARE REALLY GONNA TO HAVE TO

CUT THAT WHEEL.

[LAUGHTER]

>> DANIEL!

I CAN'T DO IT.

I'M GIVING YOU ONE MORE SHOT,

DANIEL, AND THAT'S IT.

>> SO CLOSE.

WHO'S NEXT?

>> WHAT'S YOUR NATIONALITY?

>> I'M VIETNAMESE.

>> VIETNAMESE!

THEY ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR

DRIVING.

>> THE BEST DRIVERS IN THE WORLD

ACTUALLY.

[LAUGHTER]

>> AN L.A. ASIAN.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS ON THIS LONG

SHOT?

>> SHOULD I REVERSE OR DRIVE?

>> NOT A GOOD START.

>> DID I HIT SOMETHING?

[BUZZER]

>> YES.

YES, YOU DID HIT SOMETHING.

ALRIGHT.

OUR FINAL DRIVER.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> I'M SIXTEEN.

>> DO YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S

LICENSE?

>> NO, I HAVE MY LEARNER'S

PERMIT.

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A CAR

ACCIDENT?

>> YES.

[LAUGHTER]

>> SEEMS LIKE THERE SHOULD BE A

FOLLOW-UP QUESTION.

[LAUGHTER]

ALRIGHT, A FIRST TIME DRIVER.

WHADDYA THINK?

>> AUDIENCE: NO!

>> I THINK I GOT IT.

>> I KNOW.

[APPLAUSE]

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT TOOK

OVER EIGHT MINUTES.

[LAUGHTER]

AND ALL THAT PROVES IS THAT

WOMEN CAN GET LUCKY.

THAT'S HOW THEY TRICK YOU INTO

FALLING IN LOVE.

[LAUGHTER]

THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE

DVRING PROPERTY VIRGINS.

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