Be Mine, Be Better - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 502
  • 02/12/2013
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Daniel's Twitter followers send special Valentine's Day messages with a catch. (1:40)

WHERE YOU'RE EITHER DEPRESSEDBECAUSE YOU'RE ALONE

OR DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU'RETRAPPED IN A RELATIONSHIP.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

TO MAKE IT EXTRA SPECIAL,I GAVE MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS

THE CHANCE TO PROCLAIMTHEIR LOVE ON TV,

AS LONG AS THEY INCLUDEDONE THING THEY WANTED CHANGED

ABOUT THEIR SWEETHEART,

IN A SEGMENT CALLED,"BE MINE AND BE BETTER."

[laughter]

YOU DON'T GOSSIP WHILE YOUR MANIS DRIVING A VEHICLE.

HERE'S WHAT YOU DO--YOU SIT THERE QUIETLY,

AND ABOUT FIVE MINUTES BEFOREYOU REACH YOUR DESTINATION,

YOU SAY, "HEY, WOULD YOULIKE SOME ROAD HEAD?"

- SWEDISH FISH GOT ONE THINGRIGHT--NO YELLOW, NO GREEN.

I WOULDN'T MIND AN ORANGE.CHA CHA CHA.

RACHEL, TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS.IT'S FUCKING GROSS.

WHY IS "GRAVY" CAPITALIZED?IS THAT HOW BAD HER GRAVY IS?

AMY HAS NO IDEA.SHE'S MAKING A SUB-PAR GRAVY.

THIS GUY'S NOT ASKINGFOR AN EXCELLENT GRAVY.

"I WANT THE BEST GRAVY!"

HE WANTS A DECENT GRAVYSO HE CAN CHOKE DOWN

THAT DOG FOODYOU CALL DINNER.

BYE-BYE, SHAQUEFFA.WHITE GIRL NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.

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