Web Redemption - Average Homeboy

  • Season 2, Ep 205
  • 02/10/2010
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Tosh and Bizzy Bone help the Average Homeboy take on an average black person in a rap battle. (4:45)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> DENNY?

>> WHAT'S UP, HOMEBOY?

>> WHAT'S UP, DUDE?

SHAKING IT, MAN.

UNGH!

>> GOOD SEEING YOU.

>> GOOD SEEING YOU, DUDE.

>> SHINING MY CAR BRINGS ME LOTS

OF JOY.

>> OH, YEAH?

>> 'CAUSE I'M AN AVERAGE

HOMEBOY.

>> HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH THE

NAME "AVERAGE HOMEBOY."

>> AT THE TIME, EVERYBODY WAS,

"COLD, ICE, GANGSTER," ALL

THAT...

>> SURE.

>> AND I WANTED TO TELL MY POINT

OF VIEW FROM A WHITE GUY SAYING,

"HEY, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO WASH

MY CAR AND I CUT THE GRASS," AND

JUST TELL A RAP ABOUT WHO I WAS.

I JUST FOUND OUT LAST WEEK THAT

I'M IN THE WHITE RAPPERS

ENCYCLOPEDIA.

>> ARE THE ENCYCLOPEDIAS BROKEN

UP BY RACE?

BECAUSE I HAVE ISSUE WITH THAT.

>> WHY AREN'T THERE MORE WHITE

RAPPERS ON BET?

>> BECAUSE IT'S BLACK

ENTERTAINMENT.

>> SHOULD WE START WET?

>> I THINK IT WOULD BE CALLED

NBC, CBS, AND FOX.

WAS THERE A CHOREOGRAPHER FOR

YOUR DANCE MOVES?

>> I HAVE TO ADMIT I CAME UP

WITH THOSE ALL ON MY OWN.

THE BASIC STEP WAS THE PELVIC

THRUST.

>> MAY I SEE THE PELVIC THRUST?

>> WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT

WITH ME?

>> I'D LOVE TO.

>> PUSH YOUR HANDS DOWN AND YOUR

PELVIC OUT.

READY?

>> OKAY.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

HUH!

HUH!

HUH!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

>> WHY DO YOU FEEL THE WHITE MAN

HAS BEEN HELD BACK IN THE RAP

GAME?

>> I THINK IT IS A REVERSE

DISCRIMINATION TO SAY, "HEY, YOU

CAN'T RAP BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE."

HEY, IT'S OKAY TO MAKE A MOVIE

"WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP," BUT IF

YOU MADE A MOVIE CALLED BLACK

MEN CAN'T SWIM, THEN THERE'S A

BIG HOOPTY-DO.

BUT MY THING IS THAT--

>> THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD MOVIE.

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

>> IT'S A GOOD MOVIE.

>> IF YOU PITCHED THAT IN THIS

TOWN, BLACK MEN CAN'T SWIM.

WHEW!

>> BUT YOU WOULD ALSO BE SAY

"YOU'RE A RACIST," AND ALL THAT.

>> YOU GOT TO PUT ONE OF THE

WAYAN'S BROTHERS IN IT.

YOUR RAPS TEND TO BE ON THE

CLEANER SIDE.

>> I LIKE TO STAND OUT FROM THE

CROWD.

MY RAP IS ABOUT HAVING GOOD,

CLEAN FUN.

>> OKAY.

WELL, I WANT TO GET YOU IN THE

STUDIO AND I BROUGHT IN A LEGEND

TO HELP YOU TAKE YOUR FLOW TO

THE NEXT LEVEL.

MR. BIZZY BONE.

>> HOW YOU DOING, SIR?

>> DENNY, LATER TONIGHT, IS

GONNA GO FOR HIS FIRST BATTLE

RAP.

ANY ADVICE FOR HIM?

>> BE CLEAR.

YOU NEED YOUR METAPHORS

DEFINITELY AT TOP NOTCH, BECAUSE

YOU WANT THE PEOPLE.

THE PEOPLE JUDGE BATTLE RAPS,

NOT THE RAPPERS.

THE PEOPLE AROUND.

>> I'M GONNA JUST THROW OUT A

WORD AND YOU JUST GIVE ME A

COUPLE WORDS IMMEDIATELY THAT

RHYME WITH IT.

> ALL RIGHT.

GRUNT.

>> HUNT.

BUNT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THAT'S A SETUP THERE.

THAT'S A SETUP.

BROTHER TRUCKER?

NICE.

[CHUCKLES]

>> ORANGE.

>> THIS IS NICE.

NICE.

PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

AND THE LAST ONE...

[SCOFFS]

TRIGGER?

[LAUGHTER]

>> TRIGGER?

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BIZZY?

>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO

BATTLE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU'RE GONNA BE GOING UP

AGAINST ONE OF THE HOTTEST NEW

--

ALL RIGHT, HE'S NOT EVEN A

RAPPER.

HE'S JUST A BLACK PERSON.

BUT WE THINK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS BEAT ANY BLACK PERSON AND

THEY WILL CONSIDER YOU, AS A

WHITE RAPPER, ABOVE AVERAGE.

>> OKAY.

>> GOOD LUCK.

>> AND ONCE THEY HEAR THIS,

THEY'RE JUST GON' BE BLAZED.

>> SAVE THAT FOR THE STAGE.

YO, YO!

HOW YOU MOTHER [BLEEP] DOING

TONIGHT?

IT'S TIME FOR THE BATTLE.

WE GOT THE AVERAGE HOMEBOY,

WHO'S TRYING TO BECOME THE

ABOVE-AVERAGE HOMEBOY.

AND OVER HERE WE HAVE A BLACK

GUY THAT WE FOUND IN THE

AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

MR. JASPER RED.

WHEN I HAND YOU THE MIC, YOU

SETTLE YOUR DIFFERENCES.

UP FIRST, LET'S GIVE IT TO

JASPER RED!

[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

♪ YO THIS RACIST MOTHER [BLEEP]

THINK I LIVE IN A BOX ♪

♪ WELL I THINK HE'S A [BLEEP] ♪

♪ WHO CAN SUCK MY BLACK

[BLEEP] ♪

♪ CRACKER-ASS CRACKER THINK

[BLEEP] SMOKE CRACK ♪

♪ WELL I HIT YOUR MOMS LIKE A

PIPE ♪

♪ AND PASS THAT BITCH BACK ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> OH, MY GOODNESS!

WHOO!

WOW!

WE GOT LUCKY WITH THAT

SELECTION.

NEXT UP, IT'S TIME FOR MR. DENNY

BLAZE, THE AVERAGE HOMEBOY.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOU

READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

>> I'M READY TO BLAZE 'EM.

[LAUGHTER]

[RAP MUSIC]

♪ MY NAME'S DENNY BLAZE ♪

♪ I'M UNFAZED BY YOUR GAZE ♪

♪ I GET PRAISE ON MY DAYS ♪

♪ I LIKE MY DOUGHNUTS GLAZED ♪

♪ INSTEAD OF SPITTING FIRE ♪

♪ I CHOOSE TO RHYME THIS

PHRASE ♪

♪ I'M ABOVE-AVERAGE HOMEBOY ♪

♪ YOU CAN CALL ME DENNY BLAZE ♪

[LAUGHTER]

>> OH!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I THINK IT'S CLEAR TONIGHT THERE

IS A NEW KING OF THIS CASTLE AND

YOU CAN CALL HIM "THE

ABOVE-AVERAGE HOMEBOY"!

[CROWD BOOING]

>> WOO-HOO-HOO!

YEAH!

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