World's Tallest Model

  • Season 2, Ep 2
  • 01/20/2010
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The tallest model in the world is 6-foot-8 and most likely hiding a little something. (1:20)

HERE'S MY VOTEFOR THE COVER MODEL.

SHE IS CONSIDEREDTHE WORLD'S TALLEST MODEL.

[audience ohs]

HER PROFILE READS;

6'8", 245 POUNDS,LOVES SUSHI,

HATES HAVING A BONER.

[laughing]

LET'S SEEHOW MANY FUNNY COMMENTS

WE CAN POST IN 20 SECONDS.

POUND FOR POUND, SHE'STHE UGLIEST MODEL IN THE WORLD.

SHE'S SO TALL,YOU HAVE TO GO UP ON HER.

IN HER OFF TIME, SHE LIKESTO STOMP ON BUILDINGS IN JAPAN.

A HANDY FROM THAT CHICK

WILL MAKE YOUR JUNKLOOK LIKE A TOOTHPICK.

IS IT JUST ME,OR DOES DIRK NOWITZKI

LOOK WONDERFULIN A BATHING SUIT?

[audience ohs]

DEADLY TURNAROUND, TOO.

I FEEL LIKEI OVERLOOKED SOMETHING,

CAN I GET 20 MORE SECONDSON THE CLOCK?

THANK YOU.

THE WORST PARTABOUT BEING THAT TALL

IS THAT IT MAKESHER [bleep] LOOK SMALL.

A SEVEN-FOOT-TALL MODELIS LIKE A UNICORN.

IT'S UNIQUE, MAGICAL,AND PROBABLY HAS A [bleep].

LIKE MOST MODELS, I ASSUMETHEY PHOTOSHOP HER [bleep] OUT.

IF YOU HAD SEX WITH HER,YOU'D BE GAY.

BECAUSE THAT DUDEHAS A [bleep].

[low beeping noise]

ALL RIGHT, NOW I FEEL BETTER.

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