Web Redemption - Parkour Girl - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 407
  • 03/13/2012
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Natalie talks to Daniel about parkouring and what went wrong with her fateful leap. (6:49)

[BEEP]

>> OH ...

>> YOU LADIES WILL EAT ANYTHING.

[LAUGHING]

>> THAT'S NATALIE.

INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR TIME TO

DESTROY HER FACE LIKE MOST WOMEN

SHE GOT IT OUT OF THE WAY EARLY.

PARKOUR OR ADULT LEAPFROG WAS

INVENTED IN FRANCE.

THAT'S YOUR FIRST TIP IT'S

AWFUL.

PARKOUR IS UNLIKE ANY OTHER

EXTREME SPORT.

IT'S NEITHER EXTREME NOR SPORT.

IF IT'S A SPORT THEN SOME WARS

ARE REALLY WARS.

JUMPING AROUND IS CALLED RECESS.

KANSAS HAS TONIGHT WORST PLACE

TO PARKOUR.

RUNNING THROUGH FIELDS OF

WHEATS.

>> THE GREATEST PARKOUR OF ALL

TIME WAS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.

WHO DIED THROUGH A TRIPLE

CORKSTKRAOUFPLT GOT GREEDY .

NATALIE WAS JUST FINDING THE

MOST CREATIVE WAY TO GET FROM

PLACE TO PLACE.

SHE FOUND IT WAS IN A AMBULANCE.

THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT HER TO

HOLLYWOOD WHERE PARKOUR IS DONE

BY STUNTMEN AND NOBODY CARES

ABOUT IT.

>> WHAT'S UP, TPHA L NAT LY.

>> HEY, DANIEL.

[LAUGHING]

>> THAT REALLY PUTS A PEP IN

YOUR STEP.

IS IT HARD FOR TO YOU SIT STILL

LIKE THIS.

>> A LITTLE BIT.

>> THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT TO YOU

THE MALL, PEACEFUL PLACE.

ENJOY A BENCH COMFORTABLY.

>> I DON'T LIKE THE MALL.

>> WHAT DOES PARKOW STAND FOR.

>> TRAVERSING FROM A TO B AS

QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY AS

POSSIBLE.

>> ISN'T THAT TO WALK IN A

STRAIGHT LINE.

>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT IF --

>> HOW LONG YOU HAVE BEEN

PARKOURING.

>> --

>> IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT.

>> ?

FREE RUNNING.

>> WHY DID YOU GET INTO IT.

>> I WAS A GYMNAST FOR YEARS.

SOMEONE INTRODUCING PARKOUR TO

ME.

>> FREE RUNNING.

>> YES.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I WAS IN AUBURN, ALABAMA.

I WAS GOING TO DO A PASS.

MY CHEST WAS TOO LOW AND MY --

HAVE YOU SEEN A GIRL HIT HER

FACE AS HARD AS I DID.

>> I HAVE BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I

DO THINGS IN MY HOUSE.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE?

>> I WAS VISITING PARKOURING

PLACES.

>> THEY PARKOUR AROUND BLACK

PEOPLE.

>> YOU GOT RID OF YOUR TEETH.

IS BEING TALL OR SHORT BETTER

FOR THE PARKOUR COMMUNITY?

>> MOST PEOPLE ARE ON THE

SHORTER SIDE.

>> TALL PEOPLE HAVE A BETTER

LIFE AND MORE IMPORTANT THINGS

TO DO?

WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS OF ALL

THE FREE RUNNER, PARKOURERS?

>> DAVID BELL AND SEBASTIAN

FUKAN.

>> BOY, WOULD I LIKE TO SEE HIM

JUMP A MAILBOX.

>> COULD PROBABLY SIDE FLIP THAT

MAIL BOX.

>> YOU KNOW THE BEST IN HISTORY?

JESUS.

HE WENT ACROSS WATER.

YOU HAVE DONE THAT?

>> NO, VIN.

>> HE DID THAT IN I BELIEVE

BIRKENSTOCKS.

>> THEY MADE THEM BACK THEN?

>> HE HAD A DEAL WITH THEM.

DO YOU WORRY ABOUT WRECKING YOUR

LADY PARTS?

MAN, YOU HEAR THAT?

THAT'S THE OLD BONES.

THE OLD BONES.

WOOO.

YOU EVER DATE A GUY WHO

PARKOURS?

>> NUN.

>> LOUD AND CLEAR, GIRL ON GIRL.

>> NO.

>> WASN'T CLEAR.

I APOLOGIZE.

>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT

PARKOUR.

>> THE FREEDOM I GET RUNNING

AROUND.

>> YOU GET A OPPORTUNITY TO USE

IT.

HERE IS PARKOUR'S ARCH NEMESIS

THE MALL WALKERS.

ACT NORMAL OR GET THE [BEEP] OUT

OF HERE.

PLEASE THIS IS PARKOUR FREE

MALL.

>> TAX DOLLARS WILL BE WASTED ON

STUPID SIGNS AT CITY HALL SAYING

NO PARKOUR HERE.

>> PUT CLASPS OVER RAILS OVER

SKATEBOARDERS.

WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO PUT ON IT

FOR PEOPLE DON'T WALK

AGGRESSIVELY ON IT?

>> TAR.

ASKED.

>> JUST PUT TAR EVERYWHERE.♪

(GAMING SOUNDS)

>> I DON'T THINK IT'S TAR.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE FIX.

I'M JUST, I'M JUST SHOP THE

IDEA.

>> HEY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO

FAST?

>> I TOOK THE ELEVATOR LIKE A

NORMAL PERSON.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG I

GOT A CINNABON.

THAT LADY IS STILL FOLLOWING

YOU.

PERSISTENT.

THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT THIS TIME.

>> DEFINITELY.

(ANGELIC MUSIC)

>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS CHASING HER

FORM ANYWAYS?

>> WHO, WE DO THIS WALK EVERY

MORNING.

>> SHE DID NOT MAKE IT VERY FAR

AT ALL.

LIKE A

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