Web Redemption - David After 'David After Dentist'

  • Season 2, Ep 201
  • 01/13/2010
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Tosh helps eight-year-old David (of "David After Dentist") get some revenge on his dad. (3:42)

- [laughs]

- [chuckling]HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD.

- IT'S NEVER GOOD WHENTHE DENTIST DOES THIS.

[exhales]

ALL RIGHT, KID, OPEN UP.

WHAT WAS WRONGWITH YOUR TEETH?

- I HAD ONE IN MY GUMS.

AND THEY HAD TO TAKE IT OUTBECAUSE IT WAS GOING UP

TO MY NOSE,TOWARDS MY NOSE.

- YOU WOULDN'T WANT A TOOTHOUT OF YOUR NOSE?

- NO, BECAUSE I WOULD HAVETO EAT WITH MY NOSE.

- WHO POSTED THE VIDEO ONLINE?

- I DID.

- AND HOW FAST BEFOREIT BECAME VERY POPULAR?

- THE TUESDAY A FEW DAYSAFTER WE POSTED IT

WE HAD 3 MILLION VIEWS.

- THAT'S CRAZY.

IF ONLY I COULD FIGUREA WAY TO GET POPULAR

IN THREE DAYS.

DO YOU THINK YOU'LLFILM HIM GETTING HIGH

AS A TEENAGER?

- I BETTER NOT HAVE TO.

- BUT IF YOU DID, EH,

MIGHT BE A PRETTY GOODCHECK COMING YOUR WAY.

WHY DO YOU THINK THE VIDEOBECAME SO POPULAR?

- BECAUSE I'M HANDSOME.

- BECAUSE YOU'RE HANDSOME.

THAT'S WHY?DID PARENTS GET MAD AT YOU?

WAS THERE ANY NEGATIVEFEEDBACK?

- A REPORTER FOR THE CHICAGO SUN-TIMES,

SHE JUST WROTEA SCATHING EDITORIAL

AND JUST RAKED MEOVER THE COALS.

- WELL, AT LEAST NOBODYREADS NEWSPAPERS ANYMORE.

THEY DON'T.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FACT

THAT PEOPLE SAID THAT YOUWERE EXPLOITING DAVID?

- WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHINGIN THIS WHOLE SITUATION

THAT DAVID HASN'TBEEN COMFORTABLE WITH.

SO I DON'T AGREEWITH THE PREMISE

THAT THERE WAS ANYTHINGBAD TO BEGIN WITH.

- WHEN YOU GET OLDER,DO YOU THINK YOU'LL TELL GIRLS

THAT YOU'REDAVID AFTER DENTIST?

NO?WHY NOT?

- I'LL GET SLAPPEDIN THE FACE.

- NO, YOU WON'T.TRUST ME.

YOU GOT TO DO WHATEVER YOU CANDO TO GET IN THE FRONT DOOR.

I HAVE MY REEL RUNNINGON A LOOP AT MY HOUSE.

"OH, LOOK AT THAT.

THAT WAS ME ON LETTERMANIN 2001."

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULDGIVE YOUR DAD SOME GAS?

HERE, RELAX FORA LITTLE BIT.

PUT THAT ON FOR, I DON'T KNOW,THREE OR FOUR MINUTES.

[gas hissing]

GO TO SLEEP.

ALL RIGHT, DAVID,YOUR DAD EMBARRASSED YOU ONLINE.

NOW IT'S TIMEFOR HIS PAYBACK.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW,

ARE YOU READYTO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

- YEAH.- YES.

HERE YOU GO.

LET ME GET YOUR MARKER.

WATCH THIS.

I FEEL FUNNY.

- I FEEL FUNNY.

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

IS THIS GONNA BE FOREVER?

IS THIS GONNA BE FOREVER?

- AAH!

- [screaming]

- ALL RIGHT, THIS GAS IS GONNAWEAR OFF IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

WE GOT TO GET GOINGBEFORE HE WAKES UP.

- YES.- ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, DAVID, HELP ME.

LET'S GET HIM IN THE BALLOON.

OH, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

WE ARE GONNA SELLSO MANY T-SHIRTS.

BYE, DAD.

BYE.

OH, HE'S COMING BACK DOWN.

OH, NOW HE'S GOING UP.

OH, WATCH 'ER GO.

I'M GONNA MISS HIM.

HE WAS LIKEA REAL FATHER TO ME TOO.

- JIMMY PARDO HERE IN BEAUTIFULSUNNY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

WHERE THE YOUNG MANKNOWN AS DAVID AFTER DENTIST

HAS JUST PUT HIS FATHERIN A MYLAR BALLOON.

THE IRONY IS PALPABLE.

DAVID, ANY THOUGHTS?

- IS THIS GONNA BE FOREVER?

- DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.

[gunshot]

- OH.

GOOD SHOT.

LET'S GET LUNCH.

- HOT SANDWICH?

- TURNS OUT YOU CAN GETIN A LOT OF TROUBLE

FOR LAUNCHING A HUGE BALLOONNEAR A MAJOR AIRPORT.

[chuckles]

YOU WIN AGAIN, AL-QAEDA.

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