Video Breakdown - Quack Like a Duck - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 502
  • 02/12/2013
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This speedo-wearing rock band frontman has something in common with Lady Gaga. (2:08)

- ♪ CAN YOU QUACK?

♪ CAN YOU QUACKLIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUCK? ♪

- GREAT. NOW I'VE GOT TOCHANGE MY RINGTONE.

LET'S HEAD DOWN TOAUSTIN, TEXAS,

THE LIVE MUSIC CAPITALOF THE WORLD,

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

AW, THE SOUTH BY SOUTHEASTFESTIVAL

IS STILL WORKING OUTTHE KINKS.

[laughter]

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT--

IT'S NOT COOL TO BURN THE FLAG,BUT YOU'RE OKAY

WITH LETTING PERVERT JESUSCOVER IT IN BALL SWEAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE PITCHFORK ONLY GAVE THIS A 7.2.

HE IS ASKINGALL THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYSKNEW ALL THE WORDS.

IF I EVER GET MARRIED,

"CAN YOU SHIT ON MY CHESTFOR GOOD LUCK"

WILL BE ENGRAVED INSIDEOUR WEDDING BANDS.

- ♪ CAN YOU QUACK?

♪ CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCKWHEN YOU SUCK? ♪

- THIS HAPPENS TO LADY GAGAALL THE TIME.

HEY, THAT'S NOTHOW YOU MAKE A REQUEST.

YOU PULL THAT CRAP AT THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER,

THEY'LL KICK YOU OUT.

[laughter]

AS LONG AS YOU MAKEA SARCASTIC FACE,

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITHGIVING ANOTHER DUDE A HAND JOB.

I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION

THIS GUY'S GETTING PAIDIN HEROIN.

OH, I JUST HOPETHE CHOREOGRAPHY IS BETTER

WHEN THEY DO THIS SONGON GLEE.

UH, ATTENTION,

THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF GOODSEATS AVAILABLE IN FRONT.

DON'T BE AFRAID TO MOVE UP.

MIGHT WANT TO SPRINKLE SOMESCOTT'S TURFMASTER ON YOUR LAWN.

OR STOP BURNING CROSSES.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

THEY COULD BEIN RYAN SEACREST'S BACKYARD,

LISTENING TO OWL CITY,AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

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