Live Mario Brothers - Uncensored

  • Season 2, Ep 206
  • 02/17/2010
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Tosh recreates level 1-1 of Super Mario Bros to prove that you don't have to break your wrist to save the princess. (2:24)

- YEAH, GO FOR IT.

OH! OH! OH, MY GOD!

- OH, IT'S BROKE.

- OH, MY GOD,ARE YOU OKAY?

- YEAH, SEE?

[audience ohs]

- THAT LOOKS SPRAINED.

[audience laughter]

THAT'S A LOTOF MILK CRATES.

TURNS OUT DRINKINGTONS OF MILK

DOESN'T MAKE YOUR BONESAS STRONG AS YOU THOUGHT.

DID YOU NOTICE THERE'SAN ABOVE-GROUND POOL

AND A TRAMPOLINE?

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE GONE ONTO THE SECOND SHOWCASE

ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

HOW DO YOU DIE ON THE FIRSTLEVEL OF SUPER MARIO BROS.?

JUST GET THE FLAG AND GETIN THE [bleep] CASTLE.

YOU GET IT?

BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE LEVEL 1-1ON SUPER MARIO BROS.

I COULD DO THAT LEVELIN MY SLEEP.

[video game theme music]

- MOTHER[bleep]!

[audience laughter]

NOBODY MAKES THE MUSHROOMSLIKE MAMA.

[audience laughter]

I DON'T KNOWIF THAT'S THE MUSHROOM

OR IS THAT THE BIGGEST [bleep]TURTLE I'VE EVER SEEN?

OH!

IT'SA LOTSA COINS.

I'LL LEAVE ONE FORMY GAY BROTHER LUIGI.

[chuckles]

OH, HO HO HO HOHO HO HO!

I'M COMING FOR YOU,BOWSER.

[cheers and applause]

I DON'T KISS AND TELL,BUT PRINCESS PEACH

HAS GOT A LITTLE MORETHAN PEACH FUZZ

GOING ON DOWN THERE.

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