Video Breakdown - Twitchy Weightlifter

  • Season 2, Ep 203
  • 01/27/2010
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It's dangerous to lift more than you can handle, especially if what you can handle is five pounds. (2:22)

- GET UP, GET UP, GET UP,GET UP, GET UP, GET UP.

YEAH, THERE IT IS.

NICE!- AAH!

- [laughing]

HO HO HO HO!

- HE SHOULDA HAD A V8.

ALL RIGHT, TAKE A BREATHER.

LET'S RE-RACK 'EMIN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

MM.

MAGNUS VERN MAGNUSON

IS GOING FOR A 329-POUNDDEAD LIFT.

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU NOTFAMILIAR WITH WEIGHT LIFTING,

THAT'S NOT VERY MUCH.

AND OF COURSEHE'S TAPING IT

SO HE CAN BRAG TO ALL HISCOWORKERS AT JAMBA JUICE.

STRETCHING'S FOR PUSSIES.

LET'S GET RID OFTHOSE BITCH TITS.

ALL RIGHT, HIS FEET ARESHOULDER-WIDTH APART.

THAT IS A GOOD START.

GOING WITHTHE CLEAN AND JERK GRIP

AS OPPOSED TO THE PROPER DEADLIFT GRIP.

THAT'S GONNA COME BACKAND HAUNT HIM.

- GET UP.GET UP.

- OKAY, IT APPEARS THAT HEHAS [bleep] HIMSELF HERE.

ALSO, HE SHOULD PROBABLYHAVE A WEIGHT BELT

OR GLOVES OR MUSCLES ORSOMETHING BETTER

TO DO ON A SATURDAY.

HE FORGETS EVERYTHINGHE LEARNED

ABOUT LIFTING WITH THE LEGSAND GOES ALL BACK.

NOW LOCK IT OUT.

OH, HE GOT IT.

HE MUST HAVEJUST READ THE SECRET.

OR HAD A GALLONOF MUSCLE MILK.

LIFE DOES NOT GETANY SWEETER THAN THIS.

- [screams]

- OH, THAT IS A SCREAMOF A CHAMPION.

YOU ARE AN ANIMAL, SIR.

THIS GUY IS READYTO THROW KEGS OVER A WALL

ON ESPN THE DEUCE.

DON'T BREATHE YET.

GOING RIGHTFOR CIRCUIT TRAINING.

[crowd oohs]

MAGNUS FALLS HARDERTHAN TARA REID'S CAREER.

HE ENDED UP WHERE HE SHOULD HAVESTARTED TO BEGIN WITH.

THE FIVE-POUND FREE WEIGHTS.

HOPE YOU LIKE PROTEIN SHAKES,

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE DRINKINGOUT OF A STRAW

FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS.

OH, HE'S DOING THE STANKY LEG.

TWITCHING IS A GOOD SIGN.

[crowd oohs]NO, HE'S NOT DEAD.

HE'S ONLY HAVING A STROKE.

ALL RIGHT,SOMEBODY WAKE HIM UP

SO WE CAN WIPE ALL THE SWEATAND SKULL FRAGMENTS

OFF THE EQUIPMENT.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GETFOR STRUTTING

AFTER A ONE-REP WORKOUT.

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T HAVEA PRETTY FACE TO BEGIN WITH.

CAN YOU IMAGINEIF THAT HAPPENED TO ME?

OH, NOW THAT WOULDBE A TRAGEDY.

[crowd groans]

[chuckles]

LUCKILY HIS BUDDYWAS FILMING

INSTEAD OF SPOTTING HIMAND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

[laughter and applause]

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