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  • Season 2, Ep 209
  • 03/10/2010
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Daniel drills the little girl who threw a foul ball back onto the field on which things you should keep and which things you should throw away. (4:41)

HI, EMILY. STEVEN,

NICE TOO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> THANK YOU FOR COMING.

WE BROUGHT YOU HERE BECAUSE IT'S

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

BASEBALL FOR YOU AND A TEA PARTY

FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.

'CAUSE I ASSUME BASEBALL BORES

YOU LIKE IT DOES ME.

TELL ME ABOUT THE DAY AT THE

BASEBALL -- WAS THAT YOUR FIRST

BASEBALL GAME WITH YOUR

DAUGHTER?

>> NO, SHE'S BEEN TO FEW GAMES

BEFORE.

>> IS THAT THE FIRST FLY BALL

YOU'VE EVER CAUGHT?

>> YES, FIRST ONE EVER.

>> BOY, HE JUST MISSED THAT BALL

AS HE FOULS THAT BALL.

OH, NICE GRAB.

>> THAT'S A REALLY GOOD GRAB.

>> HOW UPSET WHERE YOU?

>> THERE WAS A NANOSECOND.

>> BUT YOU WERE AWARE THERE WERE

CAMERAS ON YOU?

>> NO.

>> SO YOU'RE LIKE, "LET'S JUST

FAKE THIS FOR ONE SECOND."

NO?

>> NO, NOT AT ALL.

>> WHEN YOU THREW THE BASEBALL

BACK ON THE FIELD, DID YOUR DAD

SCREAM AT YOU ON THE RIDE HOME?

NO?

HE WAS NICE THE WHOLE TIME?

DO YOU LIKE TEA PARTIES?

DO YOU LIKE TEA PARTIES BETTER

OR BASEBALL BETTER?

>> TEA PARTIES BETTER.

>> TEA PARTIES BETTER?

YEAH.

YOU WOULDN'T THROW THIS AWAY.

NO!

WERE YOU SURPRISED AT HOW MUCH

INSTANT FEEDBACK YOU GOT FROM

THAT?

>> INCREDIBLY SURPRISED.

MY WIFE AND I, WE JOKED THAT WE

MIGHT MAKE THE LATE LOCAL NEWS

OR SOMETHING.

AND WE DID, AND I WAS PUMPED.

AND, YOU KNOW, WOKE UP THE NEXT

MORNING AND IT WAS A COMPLETELY

DIFFERENT STORY.

>> WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR

DAUGHTER'S COLLEGE PAID FOR IN

FULL FOR FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS, OR

THE PHILLIES WIN FOUR STRAIGHT

WORLD SERIES?

>> I'M GONNA SAY COLLEGE.

COLLEGE ON THAT ONE.

>> REALLY?

THAT IS VERY SELFISH TO YOUR

CITY.

[CHUCKLES]

> EMILY, WOULD YOU TAKE STEROIDS

IF IT MADE YOU BETTER AT TEA

PARTIES?

NO.

YOU ARE THE QUIETEST WOMAN I'VE

EVER GONE TO DINNER WITH.

THAT IS A FACT.

WE NEED TO WORK ON WHAT YOU KEEP

AND WHAT YOU THROW AWAY, OKAY?

YOU READY?

A LOLLIPOP.

>> KEEP IT.

>> A WAD OF CASH.

>> KEEP IT.

>> A JOHN MAYER CD.

DO YOU WANT TO CATCH THE

BOUQUET?

OH, YOU CAUGHT IT.

>> KEEP IT.

>> A HAND GRENADE.

MARDI GRAS BEADS.

NO.

THROW THEM AWAY.

AT LEAST TILL YOU'RE 18.

ALL RIGHT, THE TEA PARTY WAS FOR

EMILY, AND FOR YOU, WE WANTED TO

GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT WE KNOW

YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.

UH, SO WE ADOPTED YOU A SON.

OSCAR?

>> OKAY, COACH.

>> UH, THIS IS YOUR NEW FATHER.

>> HEY, OKAY, COACH.

>> HOW OLD IS HE?

>> WELL, IT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

ACCORDING TO HIS PAPERWORK, FROM

PUERTO RICO, WE THINK HE'S 14.

IT WAS WRITTEN IN CRAYON.

BUT HE DOES HAVE AN

86-MILE-AN-HOUR FASTBALL.

SO GET OUT THERE WITH YOUR BOY.

>> OKAY, COACH.

[LAUGHTER]

>> HOT! HOT! HOT!

[GIGGLES]

>> OH!

[LAUGHS]

>> OH!

[LAUGHS]

>> I AM ALL THUMBS.

[LAUGHS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

>> THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY

LIFE.

OKAY, EMILY, DAD, THE WORLD

WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOU READY TO

GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

ENJOY THE GAME.

>> BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A BASEBALL

GAME.

WISH MORE PEOPLE HAD TURNED OUT

TO SEE IT.

THAT'S L.A. FOR YOU.

IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH AND

HERE COMES DANIEL TOSH.

A FEW PRACTICE SWINGS.

THIS BUTTERCUP IS SURE TO SERVE

UP A CAN OF CORN.

BOSOX CLAY BUCHHOLZ CAN'T LIKE

THIS.

HE'S STRUCK OUT 12, AND HE'S ONE

OUT AWAY FROM HIS SECOND

NO-HITTER.

STEPS TO THE PLATE AND HOLY

TOLEDO!

HE IS CALLING HIS SHOT.

LOOKS IN TO GET THE SIGN.

A HIGH, HARD ONE THAT PUSHES

TOSH OFF THE PLATE.

A LITTLE CHIN MUSIC FOR YOU.

BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW THE

YOUNG TOSH RESPONDS HERE.

[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]

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[LAUGHTER]

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[HEARTBEAT THUDDING]

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]

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