Extended Interview - Crying Sorority Girl's Web Redemption - Uncensored

  • Season 2, Ep 208
  • 03/03/2010
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Tosh asks the "Make It Snow" girl how powerful she felt with a big red penis between her legs. (6:47)

>> WOULD YOU FEEL MORE

COMFORTABLE IN THE BACKSEAT?

>> [laughs]

NO, THIS IS--THIS IS RIGHT AT

HOME.

>> OOH, I BOUGHT YOU A GIFT.

>> YEAH?

>> IT'S IN THE GLOVE

COMPARTMENT.

>> HMM.

>> IT'S A SNOW GLOW.

>> OH, CUTE.

>> GET IT?

>> YEAH.

>> NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT SNOW

WHENEVER YOU WANT.

>> NICE.

>> TELL ME ABOUT THAT VIDEO.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> SO OF MY GIRLFRIENDS, WE

WENT OUT TO THE BARS AND CAME

BACK.

>> YOU WERE DRUNK.

CONTINUE.

>> THIS IS DURING FINALS WEEK,

AND...

>> OKAY, WHY WEREN'T YOU

STUDYING?

>> I DIDN'T HAVE A FINAL THE

NEXT DAY, SO...

>> OKAY.

>> WE ALL HAD A FREE NIGHT.

SO WE COME BACK IN THE HOUSE,

AND WE'RE JUST BEING GOOFY.

>> YOU'RE NAKED.

>> NO, WE'RE FULLY CLOTHED.

>> OKAY, FULLY CLOTHED.

>> YEAH.

>> HOW MANY GIRLS LIVE IN THE

HOUSE--I MEAN, BROTHEL?

>> THERE WAS, LIKE, 80 OR SOME.

AND WE WERE KIND OF BEING GOOFY

AND TAKING PICTURES, AND THERE

WAS A LOVELY FIRE EXTINGUISHER

ON THE WALL.

>> BIG ONE.

>> YOU KNOW, IT'S A BIG ONE.

>> GOOD.

>> IT WAS HEAVY.

YEAH, AND SO I TAKE IT OFF THE

WALL, AND WE WERE KIND OF POSING

WITH IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT GIRLS DO.

I MEAN--

>> RIGHT, PUT IT BETWEEN YOUR

LEGS.

"LOOK AT MY BIG, HUGE RED

PENIS."

>> [laughs]

YEAH, I GUESS.

AND I DON'T THINK THEY EXPECTED

ME TO FIRE THAT THING.

>> YOU PULLED THE PIN OUT?

>> YEAH.

>> AND WHAT HAPPENED?

>> IT WAS, LIKE, A FOG FEST.

IT WAS--I MEAN--

>> HOW LONG DID YOU SPRAY IT?

HOW LONG DID YOU SPRAY IT?

>> FOR A WHILE.

FOR A WHILE.

I MEAN, I FELT LIKE A BADASS

DOING IT.

I MEAN, IT WAS AWESOME.

>> [laughs]

IT WAS A WHITEOUT.

WHO IS NOT GONNA WANT TO WAKE UP

TO THIS?

>> WELL, THE WHOLE HOUSE HAS TO

BE EVACUATED, AND EVERYONE HAS

TO SLEEP DOWNSTAIRS.

>> WERE YOU TRYING--I MEAN,

WERE YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT SNOW?

I MEAN, YOU SAY THAT.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

WHEN I--WHEN WE WERE AT THE

BARS, I WAS TAKING--

WE WERE DOING RUMPLE SHOTS.

>> OKAY, RUMPLE SHOTS.

>> IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS IN YOUR

MOUTH, SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT

KIND OF GOT IN MY HEAD, LIKE,

"OOH, I WANT TO MAKE IT SNOW

TONIGHT."

I DON'T KNOW.

>> ARE YOU GLAD THAT YOU SPRAYED

THAT HALL WITH THE FIRE

EXTINGUISHER THAT NIGHT?

>> UM...WELL, THAT WAS A BAD--

A WRONG THING TO DO, BUT AT THE

SAME TIME, IT WAS KIND OF COOL.

>> SURE.

HOW FAST DID THAT VIDEO GET

POPULAR ONLINE?

>> UM, PRETTY FAST.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO PUT IT ON

YOUTUBE.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO POSTED IT?

>> NO.

>> I HAVE AN IDEA.

>> YEAH?

>> IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE GIRL

SITTING RIGHT HERE.

>> NO, SHE DIDN'T.

>> TELL ME SOME OF THE COOL

THINGS THAT HAPPENED BECAUSE OF

THE VIDEO.

>> UM...I--

I'VE GOTTEN SOME MONEY OFF IT.

>> WHAT ARE SOME OF THE MEANER

COMMENTS PEOPLE HAVE POSTED?

>> JUST PERVERTED THINGS...

>> NICE.

>> THAT--SOME STRANGERS CALLED

MY HOUSE, AND THAT'S HOW MY MOM

KIND OF FOUND OUT ABOUT THE

YOUTUBE VIDEO.

>> WERE YOUR PARENTS EMBARRASSED

BY IT?

>> THEY HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS

REALLY FUNNY.

>> NOW, DID YOUR FATHER DO THAT

FOR REAL AS A CHILD, OR DID YOU

JUST MAKE THAT HORSESHIT UP.

>> HE PLAYED WITH FIRE

EXTINGUISHERS WHEN HE WAS

LITTLE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> I'VE DONE STUPID THINGS.

I USED TO TAKE A RING OF

GASOLINE AND PUT IT IN THE

GARAGE.

I'D POUR GASOLINE IN A BIG

CIRCLE, AND I'D MAKE MY BROTHER

SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, AND

THEN I'D LIGHT IT SO HE HAD TO

SIT IN A RING OF FIRE.

>> JESUS.

>> WHATEVER.

>> THAT'S...YOU'RE KIDDING.

>> NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.

THAT'S WHAT I USED TO DO WITH MY

LITTLE BROTHER WHEN I'D BABYSIT

HIM.

>> HUH.

>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO

THAT.

IF BRITNEY DID THAT, ALL HELL

WOULD BREAK LOOSE, BUT AS A KID

I USED TO DO IT, AND I DIDN'T

CARE.

THESE ARE THINGS I DID.

IT BUILT--IT SHAPED MY BROTHER

TO THE MAN HE IS TODAY.

>> HMM.

>> HE IS A CHILD MOLESTER.

>> [laughs]

>> ARE YOU STILL IN THE

SORORITY?

>> NO.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> THEY ACTUALLY DISAFFILIATED

ME FOR A SEMESTER.

THEY MADE ME CLEAN THE KITCHEN

FOR A SEMESTER, 'CAUSE THEY

DIDN'T WANT TO--THEY HAD TO

PUNISH ME SOMEHOW.

>> THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD PRACTICE

FOR THE REAL WORLD.

>> YEAH, I REALIZED SOME GIRLS

ARE SLOBS.

>> ARE YOU A SOONER?

>> BOOMER SOONER.

>> MAN.

IT'S ACTUALLY A FUN LITTLE TOWN.

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE.

>> IT IS FUN.

IT'S FUN.

>> I WAS THERE A COUPLE YEARS

AGO.

WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO MY SHOW?

>> I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.

>> BUT I PERFORMED ON YOUR

CAMPUS TO THOUSANDS OF

THOUSANDS.

IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.

>> TWO YEARS AGO?

HMM, I DON'T KNOW.

>> WERE YOU THERE TWO YEARS AGO?

>> MAYBE YOU WEREN'T THAT BIG OF

A DEAL.

>> I WAS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL.

>> MAYBE YOU WEREN'T.

I MEAN--

>> I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS A HUGE

DEAL.

I CONSIDER SORORITIES A LOT LIKE

BROTHELS MINUS THE DIGNITY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

>> I DISAGREE.

>> DO YOU THINK A SORORITY LOOKS

GOOD ON AN APPLICATION?

>> SOMETIMES I THINK IT DOES.

>> DO YOU THINK IT OPENS DOORS,

BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

>> [laughs]

>> ARE SORORITY GIRLS EASY?

>> NO.

>> NO?

>> NOT ALPHA CHIS.

>> DID YOU EVER THINK OF JOINING

ANOTHER SORORITY?

>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S ALLOWED,

ACTUALLY.

>> WHAT FRATERNITY WOULD YOU SAY

PER CAPITA HAS THE MOST DATE

RAPES PENDING?

WOULD YOU SORORITY LET YOU JOIN

IF YOU WERE AN OPEN LESBIAN?

I'M SORRY.

MAYBE--I'LL ASK YOU.

ARE YOU AN OPEN LESBIAN?

>> NO, I'M NOT.

>> OKAY, WOULD YOUR SORORITY

ALLOW YOU TO JOIN IF YOU WERE?

>> I THINK THEY'D PROBABLY KEEP

THAT PRIVATE.

>> THEY'D KEEP IT PRIVATE, BUT

WOULD YOU BE ALLOWED TO JOIN?

>> YEAH, I WOULDN'T SEE A

PROBLEM.

>> I KNOW I DON'T.

>> YEAH, I DON'T.

>> I THINK IT WOULD HELP.

WOULD YOU SAY THE WORST PART

ABOUT BEING A SOONER IS HAVING

TO LIVE IN OKLAHOMA?

>> [laughs] PROBABLY.

>> [laughs]

THE SCHOOL'S GREAT, BUT WOW.

>> OKLAHOMA.

>> SOME DAYS YOU JUST STARE UP

AT THE SKY AND PRAY FOR A

TORNADO.

>> [laughs]

>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY

SORORITY?

>> YOUR FRATERNITY?

>> NO, I HAVE A NEW SORORITY

THAT I'VE STARTED.

>> THE--WHAT IS IT CALLED?

>> IT'S CALLED TRI TOSH.OMEGA.

>> OH, MAYBE.

I MEAN, I'M NOT IN ONE ANYMORE.

>> WELL, I KNOW.

THAT'S WHY I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE

YOU MY FIRST MEMBER.

>> OKAY.

>> BY THE WAY, OUR SORORITY HAS

A VERY STRICT INDUCTION PROCESS.

>> REALLY?

>> YES, FIRST OF ALL, I NEED YOU

TO WRITE A 7,000-WORD ESSAY ON

WHY YOU THINK I AM A GREAT

CHAPTER PRESIDENT.

>> [laughs]

>> I ALSO NEED TO GET SOME

MONEY.

>> REALLY?

>> YOU HAVE TO PAY ME TO BE MY

FRIEND, OKAY?

THAT'S OKAY.

JUST--EVERYONE DOES IT.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE SCIENTOLOGY.

>> HUH.

>> BUT LESS QUEER.

[chuckles]

AND THEN THERE'S GONNA BE SOME

INITIATION.

WE WILL BRAND YOU.

YOU WILL GET A TATTOO.

AND WE WILL MOST LIKELY BEAT THE

SHIT OUT OF YOU.

WHEN IT'S DONE, YOU WILL KNOW

THAT WE ARE REAL FRIENDS, AND IF

YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IT, I WILL

FUCKING KILL YOU.

>> JESUS.

>> OKAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S KIND OF--

>> YAY.

♪ TRI TOSH.OMEGA

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