20 Seconds on the Clock - Rechargeable Penis

  • Season 3, Ep 8
  • 03/01/2011
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Daniel shows you what not to do with your penis, some aluminum foil and an electrical socket. (1:34)

ARE YOU LIKE ME?

DO YOU EVER LAY AWAKE LATE AT

NIGHT AND WISH YOUR PENIS WAS

RECHARGEABLE?

[LAUGHTER]

BEN FRANKLIN IS A PUSSY.

OKAY, LET ME REMIND EVERYONE

THAT THIS SHOW IS INTENDED FOR A

MATURE AUDIENCE.

OKAY.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

NOW LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY

COMMENTS I CAN MAKE.

THAT IS THE WORST GLADE PLUG-IN

EVER.

[LAUGHTER]

A FOIL CONDOM?

AH, I HOPE HIS GIRLFRIEND

DOESN'T HAVE FILLINGS.

[LAUGHTER]

HIS WIENER JUST TRAVELED BACK IN

TIME.

[LAUGHTER]

IF HE TRIED THAT IN EUROPE, HE'D

NEED TO USE AN ADAPTOR.

I'VE STUCK MY JUNK IN MORE

DANGEROUS HOLES THAN THAT TODAY.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW GO TEABAG THE TOASTER.

I PUNISH MY STAFF THE SAME WAY

WHENEVER THEY DON'T LAUGH AT MY

JOKES.

[LAUGHTER]

BY NOT SHOWING THE ENTIRE CLIP,

I CAN LEGALLY SAY THAT THEIR

PENISES DIDN'T GET SHOCKED.

[LAUGHTER]

I WILL SAY THAT WE WERE A LITTLE

TOO GENEROUS WITH THE FOIL ON

SOME OF THOSE GUYS.

IT WAS SO HARD TO GET IT TO STAY

ON ONE OF THEM.

[LAUGHTER]

HE'S LIKE, "I'M NERVOUS.

IT GETS SMALL WHEN I'M NERVOUS

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