Girls Ask Daniel Questions

  • Season 6, Ep 611
  • 04/29/2014
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Inspired by BuzzFeed's "Guys Answer the Questions All Girls Want to Know," Daniel answers questions from women in the Tosh.0 audience. (2:37)

- SO WHAT ARE GUYSACTUALLY THINKING DURING SEX?

- I THINKEVERY GUY'S MIND WANDERS.

- FOR THE MOST PART,

THEY'RE JUST IN THE MOMENT

ENJOYING THE SENSATION.

- OKAY, SO WHAT MAKES A GIRLGOOD IN BED?

- YEAH, JUST GOODNESS.

- REACTING AND NOT BEING LIKE,

"HERE ARE MY THINGS.

"HERE WE GO.

THIS IS WHAT I DO."

- WHAT DOES THE INSIDE

OF THE VAGINAFEEL LIKE?

- PERFECTION.- THERE'S RIDGES IN THERE.

- IT'S SOFTAND, LIKE, VELVETY.

- OKAY, I'M PRETTY SURETHAT GUY

DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE INSIDEOF A VAGINA FEELS LIKE.

"IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HANDBUT SLIMIER."

AND HOW DO GIRLS NOT KNOWWHAT THEIR VAGINA FEELS LIKE?

THOSE ARE THE QUESTIONS

BUZZFEED THINKSWOMEN WANT ANSWERS TO.

JUST STICK TO MAKING QUIZZES

THAT HELP PEOPLE FIND OUTWHAT TYPE OF DELI MEAT THEY ARE.

I'M SUCH A SALAMI.

WHAT MAKES A GIRL GOOD IN BED?

BEING REALLY, REALLY HOT.

DO ANY GIRLS IN THIS AUDIENCEHAVE ANY REAL QUESTIONS FOR MEN?

- WHY ARE GUYSSO AGAINST GETTING MARRIED?

- I'M NOT AGAINST IT,

BUT MARRIAGEIS FOR GAY PEOPLE.

LIKE, I--HONESTLY.

IT'S FOR GAY PEOPLE AND WOMEN.THAT'S IT.

NO STRAIGHT MANWANTS TO PLAY DRESS UP

AND STAND IN FRONT OFALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY

AND MAKE PROMISESTO NEVER LOVE ANYBODY ELSE.

IT'S JUST STUPID.

- HOW MANY GIRLSHAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?

- I'M AT A NUMBER NOW

WHERE WHEN A GIRLCOMES UP TO ME,

I HAVE TO ASK MYSELF,

"DID I SLEEP WITH THIS GIRL,

OR IS THISA COMPLETE STRANGER?"

I'D SAY IT'S SOMEWHEREIN THE 290s.

WHO'S NEXT?

- HAVE YOU EVER CHEATEDON SOMEONE?

- ONLY WITH MY HEART.

WHO'S NEXT?

- DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELFGOOD IN BED?

- NO.

[stammers]

I FINISH.

- WHY ARE GUYS OBSESSEDWITH ANAL?

- WHY DOES THE WIND BLOW?

WHY DID LEWIS AND CLARKPUSH PAST ST. LOUIS?

EXPLORATION!

THE QUESTION SHOULD BE,

WHY ARE LADIES SO SCARED OF IT?

- DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?

- PHYSICALLY NO.

BUT YOUR CONFIDENCE,

SOME WOULD FINDVERY ATTRACTIVE,

IF YOU WERE MUCH PRETTIER.

ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHYMEN AND WOMEN SHOULDN'T TALK.

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