20 Seconds on the Clock - Baby Preacher

  • Season 3, Ep 303
  • 01/25/2011
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Tosh takes his audience to church and finds a diaper-clad woman of faith preaching the Gospel. (1:21)

[music playing]

[laughter]

THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD ISHUGGING HER LIKE A DIAPER.

LET'S PUT 20 SECONDSON THE CLOCK

AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY COMMENTSWE CAN POST.

HALLELUJAH!

THEY BETTER PUT THE BLOOD OFCHRIST IN A SIPPEE CUP.

[laughter]

HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BETWHEN SHE TURNS 18,

SHE'LL BE DANCINGAT SPEARMINT RHINO?

[laughter]

LOOK ATALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS.

ARE THEY AT WORSHIP ORA SCREENING OF THE GREEN HORNET?

[laughter]

EVER SINCE SHE SAW THEVIRGIN MARY IN HER APPLESAUCE,

SHE'S BEEN SUPER RELIGIOUS.

[laughter]

LOOKS LIKE HIRING THE WIGGLESAS THE PRAISE BAND

IS REALLY PAYING OFF.

[laughter]

GUESS WHAT,SHE'D DO THE SAME THING

IF HE SANG FROM THE KORAN.

[audience ohs]

I WONDER WHO WAS DELIVERINGTHAT SERMON.

- [babbling]

[cheers and applause]

- DON'T GET HIM STARTEDON THE JEWS.

[laughter]

- [babbling]

- HOW YOUNG IS THE KIDHE'S GOING TO MOLEST?

[laughter]

HEY. A SPERM?ALL RIGHT.

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