Video Breakdown - Achilles - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 514
  • 05/07/2013
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With so much build up, it could be very embarrassing if this high jumper doesn't deliver. (1:32)

[slow clapping]

♪ IF YOU'RE DOUGHY AND YOUKNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪

NOW LET'S WATCHWHAT I'M SURE WILL BE

A REMARKABLEATHLETIC ACHIEVEMENT

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[applause]

LOOK AT THATCAPACITY CROWD.

THEY MUST HAVE DOUBLE-BOOKED ITWITH AN AA MEETING.

THIS IS DEPRESSING.THERE'S NO ICE.

I'M NOT SURE WHY HE'S DRESSEDLIKE KRISTI YAMAGUCHI.

DAYMAN.AH-AH-AHHHHH!

[laughter]

WEARING THAT ONESIETAKES HUGE BALLS,

BUT I CAN KIND OFMAKE HIS OUT,

AND THEY SEEM NORMALTO ME.

[slow clapping]

SOMEBODY TELL HIM IT'S NOT OKAYTO START YOUR OWN SLOW CLAP.

THAT'S LIKE BAKINGYOUR OWN BIRTHDAY CAKE.

DON'T FORGET TOWISH FOR SOME FRIENDS

WHEN YOU'RE BLOWING OUTYOUR CANDLES, LOSER.

WITH SO MUCH BUILD-UP, IMAGINEHOW EMBARRASSING IT WILL BE

IF HE DOESN'T DELIVER.

[clapping]

[laughter]

THAT LAST CLAPWAS HIS TENDON POPPING.

TURNS OUT HIS ACHILLES' HEELWAS HIS ACHILLES' HEEL.

UNLESS HE WAS PLANNINGTO LIMBO,

HE WASN'T MAKING ITPAST THAT BAR ANYWAY.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN,INSTEAD OF TRAINING,

YOU SPENDALL YOUR TIME ON ZAPPOS,

LOOKING FOR A POWER RANGEROUTFIT.

I'M JUST GLAD THERE WEREONLY SEVEN PEOPLE THERE

TO WITNESSHIS PERSONAL BEST

AND NO ONE ELSEWILL EVER SEE IT,

AND FOR THAT...[slow clapping]

WE THANK YOU.

[applause]

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