Video Breakdown - Jet Ski Parking

  • Season 2, Ep 218
  • 08/04/2010
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Parking a jet ski is a lot less fun than riding a jet ski. (1:52)

WHAT'S NEXT?

A WINDOWLESS VAN WITH A JET SKI

IN THE BACK?

THAT'S NOT FAIR TO THE OTHER

MOLESTERS.

[LAUGHTER]

NO CHILD WILL BE ABLE TO RESIST.

NOW LET'S MAKE FUN OF A MAN WHO

LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE

RIVER!

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[APPLAUSE]

NOTHING BETTER THAN A DAY ON THE

WATER.

BOOZE, BABES, AND JUMPING WAKES.

TIME TO DRY DOCK THAT SEA-DOO.

AND SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THE GUY

WHO WAS TOO CHEAP TO BUY A

TWO-SEATER CAN'T AFFORD A

TRAILER EITHER.

ON THE UPSIDE, IT FREES UP THE

HITCH FOR A PAIR OF THOSE SWEET

TRUCK NUTS.

[LAUGHTER]

SO WHAT IF THE FLOOR GETS WET?

THAT SHAGGIN' WAGON NEEDED A

GOOD RINSING ANYHOW.

[LAUGHTER]

HE LINES IT UP PERFECTLY.

IS THIS "THE THOMAS CROWN

AFFAIR?"

[LAUGHTER]

NOW SMASH THE GAS AND GET YOUR

ASS TO HOOTERS BEFORE HAPPY HOUR

ENDS, BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH

KNOW I'M NOT PAYING FULL PRICE

FOR THOSE WINGS.

[AUDIENCE OHS]

AW, MAN!

HOW WILL YOU SELL YOUR SPEAKERS

NOW THAT YOUR STORE IS

UNDERWATER?

[LAUGHTER]

IF THIS VAN'S A SINKIN',

SOMEBODY'S BEEN DRINKIN'.

[LAUGHTER]

IN SOME PARTS OF THE ALABAMA,

THAT'S CONSIDERED A YACHT.

IT'S LIKE A WHITE TRASH TITANIC.

[WOMAN LAUGHING]

>> WOULDN'T BE SO FUNNY IF IT

WAS YOUR VAN, LADY.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT YOU DID CATCH THE SEA-DON'T

ON TAPE, AND FOR THAT WE THANK

YOU

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