Web Retreat - Double Rainbow Guy - Uncensored

  • Season 2, Ep 222
  • 09/08/2010
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Daniel Tosh and the Double Rainbow Guy search for the meaning of nature's most beautiful miracle: the double rainbow. (4:56)

>> YOSEMITE BEAR.

>> WHOA.

NICE TO MEET YOU, DANIEL.

>> AH, I KNEW YOU COULDN'T

RESIST TASTING THE RAINBOW.

COME ON IN.

>> THANK YOU.

>> TELL ME ABOUT THAT DAY THAT

YOU SAW THE DOUBLE RAINBOW.

>> WELL, I WAS INSIDE MY HOUSE,

AND I LOOKED OUTSIDE, AND THERE

WAS ALL THIS COLOR, AND MY

CAMERA WAS ON MY COFFEE TABLE,

AND SO I JUST GRABBED IT AND I

WALKED OUTSIDE, AND BASICALLY

THAT'S WHAT YOU SEE IS THE

REACTION.

I'M WALKING OUT MY FRONT DOOR

WHEN THAT VIDEO STARTS.

>> AND THEN THE QUESTION THAT

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW IS, UH,

WERE YOU HIGH?

>> FOR THAT VIDEO, ABSOLUTELY

NOT.

I WAS JUST -- I WAS HOME BY

MYSELF, AND I WAS NOT HIGH AT

ALL.

>> AN HOUR BEFORE THAT, WERE YOU

HIGH?

>> NO, I HADN'T BEEN HIGH AT ALL

THAT DAY.

>> WERE YOU AMAZED AT HOW

POPULAR THIS VIDEO GOT?

>> UH, NOT REALLY.

I MEAN, I KIND OF KNEW THAT IT

WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL RIGHT FROM

THE BEGINNING.

>> I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU

LIVE OFF $5,000 A YEAR.

>> I HAVEN'T WORKED IN A LONG

TIME, AND WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO

LIVE ON VERY LITTLE WATER, AND

YOU DON'T HAVE RENT AND YOU

DON'T HAVE A CAR PAYMENT, YOU

START TO REALIZE THAT THERE'S A

LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU DON'T

NEED.

>> ALL RIGHT, TELL ME ABOUT SOME

OF YOUR JOBS.

>> UH, SO I WORK FOR THE L.A.

COUNTY FIRE DEPARTMENT.

I FLEW IN HELICOPTERS TO FIGHT

FIRES.

I WORKED IN YOSEMITE.

I WAS ALSO A CAGE FIGHTER.

>> CAGE FIGHTING?

>> YEAH.

>> I'M SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT YOU

ACTUALLY LIKE TO HAND-TO-HAND

COMBAT FIGHT PEOPLE.

>> OH, YOU'D BE SURPRISED.

IT'S A REALLY PLEASURABLE,

INTENSE FEELING.

[LAUGHTER]

>> I'LL STICK TO MASTURBATING.

>> OKAY.

>> OH, HAS THAT VIDEO, UH,

HELPED YOU WITH THE LADIES?

>> NOT AT ALL.

THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN TONS OF

LADIES THAT COME AND WORK ON MY

FARM.

THEY'RE CALLED WOOFERS.

>> THEY'RE CALLED WOOFERS?

>> YEAH.

IT'S A PROGRAM CALLED WORLDWIDE

OPPORTUNITIES ON ORGANIC FARMS.

>> I ASSUMED, LIKE, YOU AND

THREE GUYS JUST INVENTED THIS

SITE.

>> NO.

[BOTH LAUGH]

>> DO YOU CRY OFTEN?

>> I CRY ALL THE TIME.

DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW.

[MANIC LAUGHTER]

>> WHAT'S THE LAST MOVIE THAT

MADE YOU CRY?

>> OH, I CRIED LAUGHING AT THAT

RED QUEEN FROM ALICE IN

WONDERLAND.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"

I ATE A BROWNIE.

>> OH, YOU ATE A BROWNIE.

>> AND I CONNECTED WITH THAT RED

QUEEN.

[BOTH LAUGH]

>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I REALLY

WANT TO SEE THE WORLD THROUGH

YOUR EYES, UH, SO IF YOU DON'T

MIND, I'D LIKE TO JOIN YOU ON A

RETREAT.

OH, I'M ALREADY TIRED.

>> YOU LOOK GREAT.

>> THANK YOU.

I JUST BOUGHT ALL THIS STUFF.

>> YEAH, YOU CAN TELL.

>> UH, GUESS WHAT ELSE I GOT?

>> HUH?

OH, PSYCHEDELICS.

>> YES.

SOME MAGIC 'SHROOMS TO ENHANCE

OUR EXPERIENCE TODAY OUT HERE

WITH MOTHER NATURE.

>> LET'S GO COMMUNE.

>> OH, IT TASTES LIKE [BLEEP].

[SITAR MUSIC]

[SLOW-MOTION]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW!

[SLOW-MOTION]

FULL ON, ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE

SKY.

[LAUGHS]

[VOMITS]

LET'S FIND OUT WHAT'S AT THE END

OF IT.

>> I'M THERE.

>> YOU EVER FIND A FOUR-LEAF

CLOVER?

>> NOT -- NOT YET, BUT I THINK

IF I ASKED FOR ONE, ONE WOULD

APPEAR.

UHH!

WHAT A RELIEF.

>> MAN!

OH, I GUESS I SHOULD BE

UPSTREAM.

>> THAT'D BE WISE.

[LAUGHS]

YOU'RE RIGHT.

NATURE IS GREAT.

I JUST FOUND SOME MARIJUANA BACK

THERE.

>> I'M NOT SURE THAT'S

MARIJUANA.

>> OH, YOU LET ME BE THE JUDGE

OF THAT, MY FRIEND.

[LIGHTER CLICKS]

OH, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN RIGHT.

I THINK THAT WAS POISON IVY.

UHH!

YOU GOT ANY LIP BALM?

[LAUGHTER]

BEAR, I THINK I'M STUCK.

>> I'LL GO GET HELP.

>> NO, NO, NO.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT IT OFF.

I DON'T WANT THESE MUSHROOMS TO

FADE OR THAT RAINBOW TO

DISAPPEAR.

>> ARE YOU READY?

>> YEP, LET'S GO.

>> LET'S GO.

>> I AM SO HUNGRY.

>> THERE IT IS, OVER THERE.

RELAX, PULL BACK.

ASK FOR PERMISSION.

>> MAY I [BLEEP]ING KILL YOU.

[AUDIENCE OHS]

AAH!

LET'S EAT.

LOOK AT IT.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S LEADING US

INTO THE CITY.

>> LET'S GO.

>> OH, IT'S LED US TO THE GAYEST

PLACE IN THE WORLD, WEST

HOLLYWOOD.

>> LOOK AT ALL THE RAINBOWS.

>> OUR QUADRUPLE RAINBOW SEEMS

TO BE ENDING IN THAT APARTMENT.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>> WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

>> IT'S SO BRIGHT.

IT'S SO VIVID.

>> IT'S SO BRIGHT AND VIVID.

>> A FULL-ON QUADRUPLE RAINBOW

ACROSS THE SKY COMES TO US FROM

PEREZ HILTON'S ASS.

>> HEY, BOYS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[APPLAUSE]

IT WAS SO NICE OF PEREZ HILTON

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