Web Redemption - Home Shopping Fail

  • Season 1, Ep 116
  • 11/12/2009
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Tosh.0 paid Harold McCoo three easy payments of $206, plus shipping and handling, to come to Hollywood. (3:41)

- HEY, DANIEL.

- HEY, HAROLD.- HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M DOING GOOD.JUST DOING THE WINDOWS.

- I SEE THAT.

- [bleep].I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

WAS IT LOCKED?

- NO.IT WASN'T LOCKED.

- THE FLEX-O-LADDER.

I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT YOU OWNTHIS COMPANY NOW.

- [laughs]- DID YOU SUE 'EM?

- THE THING IS,IT WASN'T LOCKED.

- I KNOW.WE ALL KNOW.

- SO THAT'S NOTTHE COMPANY'S FAULT.

- HOW LONG AFTER THAT CLIPDID YOU QUIT?

- I DIDN'T QUIT.

THEY SHUTTHE WHOLE NETWORK DOWN.

- BECAUSE OF THAT INCIDENT?

- NO.NOT BECAUSE--

- I WOULD HAVE LOVED FOR YOUTO BRING THE WHOLE EMPIRE DOWN

BECAUSE OF ONE FAULTY LADDER.

ARE YOU MAD THAT ITPOPPED UP ON YOUTUBE?

- WHEN I STARTED LOOKINGAT SOME OF THE COMMENTS,

THEN I REALLY GOT SICK,

'CAUSE SOME OF THESE PEOPLEIT'S AS IF THEY HAVE NO LIFE.

SO THEY GO TO YOUTUBE,LOOK AT STUFF.

- WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.

- AND IT'S IRONICTHAT ALL THE THINGS

I'VE DONE IN THE INDUSTRY,YOU KNOW,

LEGITIMATE HARD-CORE NEWS,

DOING REPORTING,AND ANCHORING, AND TALK SHOWS,

INTERNATIONAL PRINT WORK,YOU KNOW, B.E.T. NETWORK.

- I'M FAMILIAR?- OH, YEAH?

- YES.THEY LET ME WATCH.

- OF ALL THAT,THE ONE THING

THAT NOW IS SPLATTEREDALL OVER THE INTERNET

IS THIS LITTLE INCIDENTWITH THIS LADDER COLLAPSING.

- WELL, A CLOSE SECOND,IN MY BOOK,

WOULD BE SOME OF THATINTERNATIONAL PRINT WORK.

[laughter]

I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOUA FEW PRODUCTS,

GET YOU BACK UPON THAT HORSE--

LADDER--

AND SEE HOW WELLYOU CAN SELL THEM.

AND IF YOU DOGET HURT THIS TIME,

I PROMISE YOU WE WILL SEND YOUA FREE LADDER.

NO, YOU CAN SUE.

YOU COULD SUEIF YOU GOT HURT TODAY,

THAT'S FOR SURE.- YEAH.

- THAT IS ON TAPE.

OKAY, THE WORLDWANTS TO KNOW,

ARE YOU READYTO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

- I'M READY.ARE YOU GUYS READY?

[cheers and applause]

- WHAT DO YOU GOT FOR US?

- THE SHAMWOW,

THE MOST ABSORBENTTOWEL EVER.

CHECK IT OUT.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.- OH, YES.

- OH!

- YOU'LL SAY "WOW"EVERY TIME...

- WOW!- WITH THE SHAMWOW.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.- OH, MAN.

- WHO DOESN'T WANTTIGHT, TONED, SIX-PACK ABS?

- I DO!- WITH THE AB LOUNGE,

THEY'VE NEVER BEENEASIER TO GET.

- I CAN FEEL IT WORKING!

- BUT WAIT,THERE'S MORE.

- YOU'VE GOTTO BE KIDDING ME!

- I'M NOT.IT'S THE GINSU KNIFE.

BY FAR THE BEST,THE SHARPEST KNIFE

YOU'LL EVER OWN.

- THAT WENT THROUGHLIKE BUTTER.

- BUT WAIT,THERE'S MORE.

- [bleep]!

- THE POWER JUICER,THE ULTIMATE JUICING MACHINE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

- MORE?

- THE SNUGGIE.

- IT'S SO SOFT!

- BUT WAIT,THERE'S MORE.

- OH, I WILL [bleep] HIT YOU.

- THE FLEX-O-LADDER.- THE FLEX-O-LADDER?

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READYFOR THE FLEX-O-LADDER?

- I'M SURE.

- ARE YOU SURE IT'S LOCKED?

- IT'S LOCKED.

- WELL, THEN WHY ELSEWOULD YOU GO OVER

A BUNCH OF PUPPIESAND BABIES

UNLESS YOU WERECOMPLETELY SURE?

- SEE, NOW IT'SLOCKED IN PLACE, OKAY?

- THE FLEX-O-LADDER!

THE FLEX-O-LADDER!

GOOD JOB.

ALL FOR $19.95.

BABIES AND PUPPIESNOT INCLUDED.

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