20 Seconds on the Clock - Highway Masturbator

  • Season 2, Ep 225
  • 09/29/2010
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Daniel Tosh puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a guy getting off (the freeway). (0:47)

[LAUGHTER]

EVER WONDER WHAT VALET'S ARE

DOING IN YOUR CAR?

>> GOD!

>> THEY ARE FEVERISHLY

MASTURBATING.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M SURE IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY

COMMENTS WE CAN MAKE BEFORE HE

NUTS.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S NOT A HANDS-FREE DEVICE.

THE OPEN ROAD IS A SEDUCTIVE

MISTRESS.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT IT STUCK IN

FOURTH GEAR.

I DO THE SAME THING WHEN I HEAR

A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG NO MATTER

WHERE I AM.

HARD TO HAVE ROAD RAGE WHEN

YOU'RE MAKING LOVE TO YOURSELF.

THAT'S THE FINAL STEP BEFORE IT

CAN BECOME A CERTIFIED PRE-OWNED

LEXUS.

[LAUGHTER]

LADIES, SEND IN YOUR RESPONSE

VIDEOS.

[LAUGHTER]

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