Web Redemption - Ice Cream Truck Guy - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 303
  • 01/25/2011
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Tosh helps Ken Green finish his rap video after the first take was interrupted by a painful accident. (4:33)

- LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKERHERE.

[whistle tweets]

ALL RIGHT.

NO WORRY,YOU GOTTA KEEP IT SAFE.

- HOW ARE YOU DOING?- GOTTA KEEP YOU SAFE.

THIS IS ONLY PART-TIME.OUT OF MY WAY, KIDS. UGH!

[brakes screeching]

OOH!- AAH!

- MY FIRST QUESTION IS,HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

- I SURVIVED, MAN.I'M A STRONG MAN. [laughs]

- SERIOUSLY,HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?

- IT'S 'CAUSEI'M OVERWEIGHT.

- IS IT?- MM-HMM.

- FINALLY, THAT PAYS OFF.- IT FINALLY PAID OFF.

- WHAT WERE YOU DOING?- I WAS DANCING.

- IS THERE ANY PLACEBLACK PEOPLE WILL NOT DANCE?

- NOW, PROBABLY THE STREET.

- WHY WERE YOU DANCINGIN THE STREET?

- I WAS DOING THE DANCEFOR MY SONG

AND WANTED TO MAKE IT EXCITINGAND DO IT IN THE STREET.

- OH, YOU'RE A RAPPER?- YES.

- OKAY. WHAT WAS THE SONGYOU WERE SINGING?

- I'M GIPPER.

- AND WHAT DOES"I'M GIPPER" MEAN?

- IT'S A HYBRID OF CRUNK.

- HOW'D YOU COME UPWITH THE SONG?

- I WAS JUST LISTENINGTO THE BEAT IN THE STUDIO,

AND IT HAD A LOTOF ENERGY IN IT,

AND I TOOK THE WORD "CHIPPER"AND PUT A "G" IN FRONT OF IT.

- I FEEL IN RAP,A LOT OF TIMES,

RAPPERS TAKE SHORTCUTS BYMAKING UP WORDS JUST TO RHYME.

IS THAT FAIR?- YES, THAT'S FAIR.

IT'S POETRY.

- DID YOU NOT HEAR THE ICE CREAMTRUCK MUSIC PLAYING?

- I DIDN'T HEAR IT.HE WASN'T PLAYING HIS MUSIC.

- DID HE HONK HIS HORNOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

- TWO SECONDSBEFORE HE HIT ME.

- TECHNICALLY,WASN'T IT YOUR FAULT?

- NO, IT WAS HIS FAULT.

HE'S DRIVINGAN ICE CREAM TRUCK.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO DRIVEFIVE MILES AN HOUR ANYWAY.

- THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD POINT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GETA LOT OF BUSINESS

SPEEDING THROUGHA NEIGHBORHOOD.

- HOW ARE THE KIDSGONNA CATCH YOU?

- YES, EXACTLY.

DID HE IMMEDIATELYJUMP OUT?

- YEAH, HE PULLED OVERAND STOPPED.

- WHAT WAS THE FIRST THINGHE SAID TO YOU?

- "I'M SORRY,I DIDN'T SEE YOU."

- DID YOU SAY, "THAT'S ALLRIGHT, EVERYTHING'S GIPPER"?

- I JUST HEARD HIM. ACTUALLY,I DIDN'T SEE HIM THERE.

- DID YOU GO TO THE HOSPITAL?- YES.

- AND WHAT HAPPENED?

- BRUISED LUNGS, BROKEN WRIST,BROKE LEG BONE.

- DID YOU SUE ANYBODYAFTER THIS?

- THE GUY THAT HIT ME.- GOOD FOR YOU.

NOBODY SUES ANYMORE.

- YOU HAVE TO SUE.

- WHO WAS FILMING?

- UH, ONE OF THE GUYSI WAS WORKING WITH.

- DID YOU SUE HIM FORNOT GIVING YOU A HEADS UP?

- NOT YET.

- THAT'S THE FIRST PERSONI WOULD HAVE SUED.

HEY, YOU MIGHT WANTTO TELL ME

WHEN A FREIGHT TRUCKIS PILING ON ME.

50 CENT WAS SHOTNINE TIMES.

DO YOU THINK GETTING HITBY AN ICE CREAM TRUCK

GIVES YOU MORE STREET CRED?

- OH, YEAH.IT'S A TRUCK.

- IT IS A TRUCK.

- BUT IT'S THE ICE CREAMTRUCK THAT MAKES IT...

IT KIND OF BRINGSTHE CREDIT DOWN JUST A BIT.

- IT DOES.

THE IRONY IS,HAD YOU NOT BEEN HIT,

NO ONE WOULD HAVE SEENTHAT VIDEO.

- RIGHT.

- SO I THINKIT'S ONLY FAIR

THAT WE HELP YOU FINISHTHE MUSIC VIDEO

SO THE WORLD CAN SEE IT.

- AND THE WORLDCAN GO GIPPER.

- THE WORLD WILL GO GIPPER.

- [laughs]- AFTER THEY SEE THIS.

- IN...

AND NOW, THE WORLD PREMIEREOF I'M GIPPER.

[ice cream truck music]

[rap music]

- ♪ BANG, BANG

♪ DIAMONDS IN MY EAR

♪ PRADAS ON MY ZIPPER

♪ GUCCI BE THE SLIPPERS

♪ DAMN, I'M FEELING GIPPER

♪ I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

♪ I'M GIPPER,I'M GIPPER ♪

♪ I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

- ♪ DAMN,THAT BOY'S GIPPER ♪

- ♪ LBG IS GIPPER

♪ GOT PRADA ON MY ZIPPER

♪ GOTTA SHOW THE PRICE

♪ SO I'M LEAVING ONMY STICKER ♪

♪ SAY YOU MAKE IT RAIN

♪ YOU GOT TEN DOLLARSIN ONES ♪

♪ NOW I'LL MAKE IT RAINA HURRICANE KATRINA ♪

♪ HEY, I'M BLASTINGLIKE A NINA ♪

♪ I MIGHT MAKE IT RAINMASTERCARDS OR VISAS ♪

♪ SO GO AND FIRE US UPLIKE PIZZA HUT MIA ♪

♪ I AIN'T GOT SWAG

♪ I'M 100% GIPPER

♪ DIAMONDS IN MY EAR

♪ PRADAS ON MY ZIPPER

♪ GUCCI BE THE SLIPPERS

♪ DAMN, I'M FEELING GIPPER

♪ I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

♪ I'M GIPPER,I'M GIPPER ♪

♪ I'M GIPPER, I'M GIPPER

- ♪ DAMN,THAT BOY'S GIPPER ♪

[crash]

[laughter]

[ice cream truckmusic playing off-key]

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