Video Breakdown - Chick Choke

  • Season 2, Ep 201
  • 01/13/2010
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S**t gets real when Daniel tries to class up Tosh.0 with a little girl-on-girl violence. (1:46)

WITH A LITTLEGIRL-ON-GIRL VIOLENCE.

[indistinct chatter]

- TURN YOUR--TURN YOUR HEAD!

[audience ohhs]

- WEIRD, I THOUGHT GIRLSSETTLED THEIR ARGUMENTS

BY PILLOW FIGHTING.

LET'S TAKE A LOOKAT THIS CAT FIGHT

SCRATCH BY SCRATCHIN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

IT STARTS OUTLIKE ANYTHING WITH A GIRL,

WITH A LOT OF TALKING.

SMART MONEY'S ON BLUE.

SHE LOOKS LIKE ANY SECONDBASEMAN FOR A SOFTBALL TEAM.

AND YOU GOT TO GIVE HER PROPSFOR FIGHTING UP A WEIGHT CLASS.

FINALLY,[bleep] JUST GOT REAL.

BABY BLUE WASTES NO TIME

AND STARTS OFFWITH A BIG PUSH.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVE.

NOTICE THERE IS ZEROPRECISION OR CONTROL,

AS WITH ANY GIRL FIGHT.

OKAY, OUT OF NOWHERE

COURTNEY APPLIESA REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD.

SURPRISE!SHE'S A SUBMISSION FIGHTER.

YOU GOT TO ADMIREPROPER TECHNIQUE.

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE LEARNTO PULL OFF THAT MOVE?

IS SHE MANAGED BYBOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN?

AT THIS POINT,BABY BLUE REALIZED

THINGS MIGHT NOT GOAS WELL AS SHE HAD HOPED.

- TURN YOUR HEAD!

- OH, LIGHTS OUT.

SHE JUST GOTDROPPED FACE FIRST

ON THE TETHERBALL COURT.

LET ME SEE THAT AGAIN.

CHANGE HER FACEBOOK STATUSTO WOOZY,

BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT CHOKEDTHE [bleep] OUT.

NICE WIN, COURTNEY.

I'M JUST GLAD SOMEONEPUT THIS ON THE INTERNET

BEFORE DON KING MADE ITA PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT.

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

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