College Campus Invasion - Video Breakdown - Beer Bong Puke - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 322
  • 09/20/2011
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Daniel finds another young man who, unfortunately, cannot complete a regulation beer bong. (1:43)

- HE'S GONNA DO IT.

- HE DID IT.YOU FUCKING DID IT.

[laughs]- ALL RIGHT.

- IF YOU'RE NOT DRINKINGOUT OF A BONG,

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

LET'S RELAX OUR THROATSAND LET GRAVITY DO THE WORK,

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

I CAN'T TELL YOU

HOW MUCH I APPRECIATEA FINISHED GARAGE.

AND THAT ISA HIGH QUALITY FUNNEL.

ANY TIME YOU HAVE TO GOTO LOWE'S

BEFORE YOU START DRINKING,

IT'S GONNA BEAN AWESOME NIGHT.

OOH, LIKE AN ALCOHOLICSTATUE OF LIBERTY,

HE RAISES HIS ARM HIGH.

CHECK OUTTHAT SWEET LEATHER CUFF.

YOU'RE NOT IN KINGS OF LEON,YOU DUMPY SON OF A BITCH.

- HE'S GONNA DO IT.- HE DID IT.

- ALL RIGHT,NOT SO FAST.

YOU CAN'T SAY HE DID IT

UNTIL THE SWALLOW IS COMPLETE.

THE SAME RULE APPLIESIN MY HOTEL ROOM.

- ALL RIGHT.

OH!

- UH-OH. HE LETA LITTLE PRE-JACK THERE.

THIS IS TROUBLE.

- OH!OH, NO!

- DID HE JUST VOMITON AN OFFICIAL REGULATION

WORLD SERIES OF BEER PONGTABLE?

WELL, AT LEAST IT WASN'TAN AIR HOCKEY TABLE.

SWITCH IT ON, IT BECOMESTHE BELLAGIO OF PUKE.

NOW, START UP THE CAR AND GETTHE CARBON MONOXIDE FLOWING

SO I CAN GET A REAL BUZZ.

I THINK THIS GUY NEEDS TO WATCHHOW IT'S DONE

FROM PEOPLEWITH STRONGER STOMACHS.

- [indistinct]

DUMPING OUT.HE'S GONNA THROW UP.

'CAUSE SEE--OH, YES!

- [retches]

- OH, HIS BLEEDING NOSE!

- WE'RE JUST GLAD BEER BONGSLEAD TO PUKING,

AND FOUR OUT OF FIVEALCOHOL-RELATED DEATHS.

AND FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

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